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I don’t know why I think this is a good idea to say this here, but I’ll be honest…I didn’t like the song. I don’t hate it… but I felt like I was watching/listening to a song out of High School Musical. And why the insane amount of auto tune?

#1 in Brand Reputation Ranking for Individual Boy Group members for the month of December AND top spot for all of 2019 🤩🎉

*Congratulations to our cutie, sexy, lovely Jimin* 💖

I love this, Jimin being his bratty self, and the members still love him.

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I saw a post made by @okaykookwegetit (lol love that name) and I thought I’d go a tad bit deeper because I’m annoying lol.

So I wanted to see not only Jimin’s time on screen but in comparison to not only the other members individually but as a whole. Now, I’m going to do each G.C.F and have two totals at the end. One with G.C.F in Tokyo and one without purely because Jimin’s time will of course be drastically higher if GCFt is included. And also if we see that Jimin does somehow have more screen time than his members…well…anyway.

Let’s begin.

G.C.F in Tokyo

Alrightie so the breakdown is as follows:

Jimin: 135 secs - 63% screen time 64.8% including Jk on screen with him.

Jikook: 4 secs - 1.8% of screen time

B-roll: 79 secs - 35.2% of screen time.

Yeah so Jimin was indeed the absolute main focus of GCFt. FOR SURE. B-roll didn’t even have a look in looool.

G.C.F in Osaka

So obviously it will be mostly Jimin and Tae with an even spread. It was a video with both Jimin and Tae so they would of course get equal screen time..

or do they??? Muahahaha (its late and I’m tired sorry lol)

Wait though for real Jimin had that clip though that will add loads of time so once you take that out its a rough split of 50/50…right?……wouldn’t it be?….

*evil smile*

Here’s the breakdown fam:

Hobi: 8 secs -  3.3%

Namjoon: 4 secs - 1.6%

All: 9 secs -  3.7%

Vmin: 45 secs - 18.4%

Jikook: 2 secs - 0.82%

Vminkook: 5 secs - 2%

Tae: 24 secs - 9.8%

Jimin (with clip): 65 secs - 26.5%

Jimin (without clip): 45 secs - 18.4%

Well would you look at that. Somehow with or without the special clip Jimin had the most screen time. Hmm. Jungkook hates Jimin I’m sure this was a mistake of course…..*cough*. I am SURE Jungkook did not intend in any way to give more than a quarter of the video to Jimin.

I am sure the next one will be fairer.

G.C.F in USA

Just would like to point out it should be G.C.F in the U.S.A but I’ll let it slide Kookie loooooool (I told you I’m tired)

So, lets just have a little refresher here. Jimin appeared in the last two GCF’s and took up the majority of the screen time. Jimin then reads a question at a fan sign asking about the next one. Jimin then says he is the main model (because lol he is) and Kookie in all his gay panic glory says “Hyung the model keeps changing” and basically says he’s not the main GCF model to which Jimin politely tells him to be quiet (you tell ‘em Chim). When Kookie says something confidently it is a lie and he said that pretty damn fast and confidently for my liking. But hey, I’m a Satellite so I’ll allow for error and room for my judgment being wrong (unlike some others *cough* you know who you are) soooooooooo this is after Kookie saying Jimin isn’t the main GCF model. Let’s see the difference after that episode shall we.

When going through this video almost every person had 2 second shots. I’m not kidding I kept writing 2 2 2 2 so I think Kookie really put extra effort into ensuring everyone has as equal screen time as he could give after the fan sign. And guess who had the longest shot on screen? Nope not his muse Jimin, nope not Tae either…Namjoon. Yup. The man who he thought was so cool he joined a company for, the man who he met and his first word were “wow, thighs” (I’ll never get over that story i love you Jungkook).

Namjoon: 15 secs - 7.8%

Yoongi: 10 secs - 5.2%

Hobi: 14 secs - 7.3%

Jin: 9 secs - 4.7%

Tae: 12 secs - 6.3%

Jimin: 13 secs (I see what you did there Kookie) - 6.8%

All: 62 secs - 32.3%

B-roll: 29.7%

So BTS as a whole was indeed the most important thing here and Jimin’s screen time dramatically decreased for some unknown and random reason. I am positive it has nothing to do with the fact Jimin was the focus so much in the videos, fans actually started asking Jimin about future GCF’s rather than Kookie the creator. I am sure it wasn’t that. Please remember he hates Jimin. This is clearly why.

G.C.F in Saipan

Now, the latest installment from In The Clo- I mean Golden Closet Films. Now all members were in attendance. It was a work schedule and again all members were present (I know Yoongi and Jin weren’t in it that much but I say were present because they were indeed there and Kookie could have filmed them he just chose not to) So I am guessing that Kookie will be nice and fair with his timing and give each Hyung who he loves equal screen time.

Namjoon: 29 secs - 17.8%

Hobi: 20 secs - 12.3%

Tae: 19 secs - 11.2%

All: 10 secs - 6.1 %

B-roll: 25.8%

Jimin: 43 secs - 26.4%

Total

All GCF’s so far:

822 secs.

Jimin: 260 secs - 31%

Out of OT7 GCF’s

600 secs

Jimin: 121 secs - 20%

Tae: 55 secs - 9.2%

Namjoon: 48 secs - 8%

Hobi: 42 secs - 7%

All: 72 secs - 12%

These are seconds with just that person on screen and no one else. I put group shots in one category “All”.

It is crystal clear that Park Jimin takes up the majority of Jungkook’s work. You can see in the drastic difference of a whole 11% between Jimin and the next most shot person. And remember, the figures I included here are with and without GCFt. We don’t even need GCFt for Jimin to have the most screen time. Even after Jungkook tried to shorten Jimins screen time after being pulled up on his preference for Jimin publicly he still manages to include him more.

Though I support Jikook i am not bringing a romantic aspect into this. GCF is Jungkook’s heart and soul. It is his hobby that he loves and can use to express himself. It is his work and we should respect it. What i have presented here is simply the breakdown of each members time on screen. Please do with that information what you will or interpret that information whatever way suits you.

Please excuse any errors I just got inspired and stayed up late so if there is anything wrong DM me and I’ll fix it straight away. I really wanted to make a graph and make it neater but oh well.

And this is my own personal opinion but Park Jimin is Jeon Jungkook’s muse and they are in love.

Goodnight.

Jungkook : Dating tip: hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

Taehyung : How did you… even get into a relationship?

Jungkook : I broke my hand on mine and Jimin’s first date. At this point I firmly believe he’s just afraid to leave me unsupervised.

And then we are hit with this glorious shit …

Jungkook we look forward to hearing all about your’s and Jimin’s next trip in Southeast Asia!!! ( :

JANUARY BABY

Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality.

FEBRUARY BABY

Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone new and realize that you are a perfect match.

MARCH BABY

Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others. If you repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your new love in 8 days.

APRIL BABY

Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confidant. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains. If you repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that’s caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize that you are very much alike in the next 2 days.

MAY BABY

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High-spirited. If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak too much in the next 4 days.

JUNE BABY

You’ve got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you’ve got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you will meet someone that may possibly become one of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes.

JULY BABY

Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days

AUGUST BABY

Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. No self-control. Kind hearted. Self-confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an “every thing’s peachy” attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer. Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. in need of “that someone”. Longs for freedom. Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Lives by “no pain no gain” caring. Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. “charming” or “beautiful” to everyone. stubborn. curious. Independent. Strong willed. A fighter. Repost in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your life sometime next month.

SEPTEMBER BABY

Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. If you do not repost this in the next 5 mins, someone very close to you will become mad at you in the next 8 days.

OCTOBER BABY

Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins or you will not meet the love of your life for 10 years.

NOVEMBER BABY

Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind. Repost in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming up sometime this month.

DECEMBER BABY

Disclaimer: my reading on some interactions between JK and JM. These are my own opinions, I do NOT claim that these are the truth, just how I personally read and feel about the situation. And as stated before, GCF in Tokyo convinced me that KM have romantic feelings for each other, and having gone back along the timeline to examine their prior interactions (and those of BTS in general), I have yet to be persuaded otherwise. Please do not read this post if you are likely to be triggers by the above supposition.

This post will be long, as I am writing about my absolute favourite KM moment beside G.C.F in Tokyo. I will also be taking this opportunity to discuss not only KM’s pair dynamics, but also how they influence the dynamics within the BTS group as a whole, and also paying special attention to the maknae line, using just this Bangtan bomb as the subject of my reading.

I think we are allowed to be upset over our artists when their craft is being compromised. Some people say it went better than last time but to be frank, last time was the 1st time they ever officially showed up in front of the Western media so in my opinion, it’s only gotten worse.

Not that it was smooth sailing in 2017. At least during the last time people had barely any opinions aside from confusion at the suprise appearance of this very unfamiliar and very new Asian Boy Band who had the nerve to crash their party. Interviews were empty of emotions and content aside from curiosity and generic but imposing questions that they were barely able to answer or elaborate upon and the celebrations were only polite and to please these seemingly influential but outlandish “guests” (BTS).

This time in 2018 they were approached with intention and though some artists were genuinely interested in their music and the reason behind why they have such a strong fandom, it’s broken up 50-50 and the intensity of both extremes have risen.

This was evident from the tonation or choice words from certain interviews, articles and mentions from western celebrities alike. It was quite clear that quite a significant number were and still aren’t interested in BTS other than for clout and bootlicking. These people find their work as- and I quote, “filling a vacuum in the market created by One Direction’s split”, “pretty redundant” and that “the phenomenon of BTS seems more interesting than the music at it’s centre”.

People threw hints left and right about BTS being nothing but a temporary Viral Sensation plunged into fame by rabid fans who only like them for their dance and aesthetics. Seeing as we are supporting 7 musicians/performers for their craft and we(ARMYs) of all people know how much they’ve struggled to get to where they are, this is the best time to get upset isn’t it? When they’re not taken seriously? When’s a better time?

But of course, to focus solely on the negative wouldn’t be helping our case either. Afterall, this isn’t the first time BTS has faced the heat. Yoongi and Namjoon had their masculinity questioned and got slammed by B-Free for being “sell-outs” and traitors for turning their back on the underground rap scene or “girls” for choosing to start their Journey in BigHit and putting on a bit of makeup.

Exo-Ls called them being given an award “Charity”. We are not unfamiliar to this type of treatment. In fact, Korea in general was unaccepting. Other than acts from the well-established Big 3, the loyal powerhouse supporters have somehow created a stigma against groups from smaller labels and the opportunities to show their face on Korean Variety Shows were limited in comparison.

So to be irked or offended on their behalf is not unreasonable. What is wrong, remains wrong even if it’s not acknowledged but if it needs to be pointed out, it should be. What’s good will remain good but will not eradicate the mistakes made. Don’t overcompensate on both the positives or the negatives. Think of it objectively.

You can placate yourself with the fact that even before the whole Western Music & Media Industry shindig, BTS started from nothing and grew into something big. The reason why they got invited to BBMAs 2017 in the 1st place was because they were already doing well Internationally.

Again, it’s understandable that you get protective over the boys because this is something they’ve worked hard for and the least people can do is give them the respect they deserve and take them seriously. That’s just asking for the bare minimum. But know that BTS does not rely on fake love to make it through.

In the end, we have trust in them and they believe in us so that’s all that matters. Another day, another battle. But nothing we can’t win.

Always remember..