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Happy Father’s Day You Big Blue Bastard

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They call themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy 😍😎
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“I don’t use my head to fly the arrow boy, I use my heart.”
Eight year old Peter: Hey put that back, stealing is bad!
Yondu:

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“Here, let me see.”
“Don’t look down.”
“I’m sorry I yelled at you…”
“Will you just hold still?”
“This isn’t just about you…”
“What’s that behind your back?”
“When you’re happy, I’m happy.”
“I wish this moment could last forever…”
“There’s a leaf in your hair.”
“I think I twisted my ankle…”
“Why are you giving me such a hard time about this?”
“Look into my eyes, what do you see?”
“Of course you’d believe that…”
“Your hands are so much larger than mine.”
“Shhh, they’ll hear us.”
“It doesn’t look like you’ll need stitches…”
“Remember when you used to care?”
“Why didn’t you text me back?”
“Will you just tell me the truth?”
“You’re too damn cute.”
“Why are you laughing?”
“That stuff can’t be good for you!”
“This will only take a second…”
“Don’t look at me like that!”
“This tastes bitter…”
“You think you could do better?”
“Isn’t this a gorgeous view?”
“You’ve been so selfish lately!”
“Anything but that!”
“Why did you think that was a good idea?”
“Stop it, you’re embarrassing me.”
“Your eyes are red… Were you crying?”
“We’re running low on time here.”
“You’ve got something on your cheek.”
“If I could just get you to understand…”
“Don’t move, it’ll be okay.”
“Hey, don’t raise your voice at me!”
“Let’s take a deep breath…”
“Come on, it wasn’t that bad.”
“You call that music?”
“Damn auto-correct…”
“You can’t have it both ways.”
“I’ve made a huge mistake…”
“Don’t worry about it. Everyone screws up.”
“You can’t do that!”
“If you love it so much, then why don’t you marry it?”
“We go on three…”
“I’m not bothering you, am I?”
“I didn’t know you could do that.”
“I forgot you used to like this stuff!”
@belatedbeliever1127 helped me compile this list, since we wanted more fic request options. Feel free reblog and join in!
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Heya Yondu. I was the one that messaged you about needing cuddles because of depression. Thank you. Just hearing your voice and seeing that face made me happy. You're the best.
Darlin’, bein there in y’er time of need ‘s enough f’er me. Y’er be safe, okay? I’s always here if y’er need anythin.
Just stopping in to spend some quality time with my favorite ravager 💙💋
I’s all the better f’er seein y’er message, darlin. Come by ‘gain.
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

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Hey Yondu, I just applied for my first job, so can I get some good-luck vibes?
Since when ‘ave y’er gotta apply f’er a job? Out ‘ere alls I gots t’do is say m’name ‘nd I’s hired. Y’er’ve got this, darlin’. If they make th’mistake a not hiring you, I’ll give ‘em a visit, eheh. No’ tha’ they’d be tha’ stupid.
Hello Yondu. I have had a rough week dealing with the scourge of humanity; may my dog Domo (a toy poodle) and I sit and converse with you? Don't worry; my dog is quite affectionate and fluffy and doesn't bite unless someone attacks him. I swear; humans seem to be losing their ability to think under the spell of the orange one. I don't suppose you'd like to help me mess with a few humans, would you?
I’s donts sees why not. I’s aints got any jobs at the moment anyhow so I’s gots some time. Wha’ kinda messin around are y’er thinkin about? I’s could be interested.
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Tiny Yondu beneath my plants

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Yondu: I’m giving up alcohol for a month.
Kraglin: What?
Yondu: Sorry that came out wrong.
Yondu: I’m giving up. Alcohol for a month.