Text π½ Molvi
Molly: FUCK! I HATE VOICE TEXT. Yeah, def farthest end of the scale ESPECIALLY now. Who would joke about something like that??? Iβm dead serious and very late. And Iβm NEVER LATE!
Tavi: YOU USED VOICE TEXT TO TELL SOMEONE YOUβRE PREGNANT?! DOESNβT THAT NEWS SEEM IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO TYPE IT OUT?! I donβt know, you definitely arenβt the kind of person whoβd joke about that, but you could be mad at me or trying to teach me a lesson or something either because Iβd assume I was the dad or because it lets me know you were also sleeping with other people! I KNOW youβre never late, I remember how that time of the month came around like clockwork every single time. Have you taken a test?! Have you talked to a doctor? Do you feel sick?
Molly: IβM GOING THROUGH SOMETHING RIGHT NOW. GIVE ME A BREAK! Do you seriously think I would do something like that to you? And Iβve never slept with anyone else in my life, so before you ask, Donβt. I KNOW BUT YOUβRE NOT UP TO DATE ON WHAT SHOULD BE GOING ON NOW. I havenβt taken a test, Iβm scared! Thatβs why I was trying to text Tabby! I feel sick but I donβt know if itβs like stress nausea because !!!!
Tavi: Seriously? No, of course i donβt think youβd do that to me. But itβs almost as hard to believe that youβre pregnant. Maybe thatβs just because I donβt want to believe it since I always thought the first time weβd go through something like thisβ¦ well, I thought itβd be very different. I wasnβt going to ask but like you said, itβs not like Iβm exactly up to date on this kind of stuff anymore and itβs not like you owe me that information so. Yeah. But okay, okay, okay, thatβs a lot to let sink in. I know you were trying to text Tabby but Iβm here now and if you want to not talk to me about any of it, Iβll try and respect that but also, if youβre going to take a test, would it be weird if I was there with you? Iβd buy the test and anything else you needed.
Molly: Okay good. And yeah, I totally get that. I really canβt wrap my mind around it either. I mean, who really expects something like THIS after the divorce? I meanβ¦if I really am pregnant, then I think it kind of is your business to know if thereβs a chance that itβs not yours? Now that you know, I donβt want to leave you just like WONDERING until I figure it out??? So idk I donβt think it would be that weird if you were here with me? I havenβt left my dorm in like three days, so you buying the test kind of works out pretty well?
Molly: Please buy white grape juice also.
Tavi: Itβs really confusing. And it makes things feelβ¦ I donβt know. How this is making me feel fight now doesnβt really matter though, not as much as figuring out whatβs going on. And yeah, I guess thatβs true, sort of, so thanks for letting me know. Itβs just sending me so hard. Okay. Iβll get one to you as soon as I can.
Tavi: I still donβt know how you like that stuff but okay, of course. Is it too soon to ask you what that would mean if you were pregnant????
Molly: Yeah, I completely understand that. I feel the exact same way and Iβve had longer than like ten seconds to process this. Alright cool, let me know when u get here.
Molly: Because I have taste buds, tyvm! What do you mean what that would mean? Like would I want to keep it?
Tavi: This is one of the times I wish I was good with words and not just lyrics because thereβs just like so much to say. How long have you been thinking maybe you might be pregnant? Yeah, of course.
Tavi: Iβm going to be very nice to you right because you might be pregnant but just know one day Iβm going to give you the hardest time about your so called taste buds. Yeah, for starters. I know you always wanted kids but given the circumstances Iβm not sure what youβre thinking.
Molly: And we both know Iβm not great with either, so BIG MOOD. Uh like a little while now, I shouldβve gotten my period on like halloween but then I got distracted by other things and REALLY started worrying about it a few days ago.
Molly: People who drink kombucha are not allowed to voice their opinions on simple delicacies such as grape juice. I simply will not hear it. Oh um. The circumstances are the worst ever but likeβ¦Iβve never once not wanted a kid, especially one with you. So Iβm really struggling to likeβ¦even consider not keeping it?????
