TEXT 💬 TALLY
Molly: Thank you!! ❤️💕♥️💙💜💗🖤💛💖💞💚❣️💓🧡💘💝💟😻🤍🤎❤️🔥🫀 I love that for you so much!! But gosh he’s really that annoying to you? What did he DO at the party? From what I can tell he’s usually so sweet! I mean he hangs out with Gabe and Cornelius who are like practically half candy with how super soft and sweet they are!! He can’t be THAT different
Molly: Uh no. We were kind of having sex. And in the middle of it he told me he still loves me and I was like AS A FRIEND? And he was like no as a soulmate! AS A SOULMATE!!! and I was like oh that’s awkward because it IS awkward and so terrible and it just went downhill from there!
Tabby: You're welcome, hot stuff! 😽😽😽 AND YUH, he's really that annoying to me, like a spot on my back just out of reach from being scratched mixed with the sound of nails on a chalkboard. He's definitely sweet, I guess, in like the Diet Coke kind of way. Not being sweet isn't the problem. He's just the biggest stick in the mud I've ever met. He's such a big stick in the mud that they could see him from space! I wanted help being respected but meee-ow, he makes it seem like the most boring thing in the world.
Tabby: Wowza, there's a LOT to unpack there. You two were boning? And he had the nerve to tell you he loves you as a soulmate AFTER ASKING FOR A DIVORCE?! Throw the whole man away, Molly, I'm sorry, I know you wanted to keep him as a friend, but friends don't DO that kind of stuff!













