loosen up my buttons

Molly: Thank you!! ❤️💕♥️💙💜💗🖤💛💖💞💚❣️💓🧡💘💝💟😻🤍🤎❤️‍🔥🫀 I love that for you so much!! But gosh he’s really that annoying to you? What did he DO at the party? From what I can tell he’s usually so sweet! I mean he hangs out with Gabe and Cornelius who are like practically half candy with how super soft and sweet they are!! He can’t be THAT different

Molly: Uh no. We were kind of having sex. And in the middle of it he told me he still loves me and I was like AS A FRIEND? And he was like no as a soulmate! AS A SOULMATE!!! and I was like oh that’s awkward because it IS awkward and so terrible and it just went downhill from there!

Tabby: You're welcome, hot stuff! 😽😽😽 AND YUH, he's really that annoying to me, like a spot on my back just out of reach from being scratched mixed with the sound of nails on a chalkboard. He's definitely sweet, I guess, in like the Diet Coke kind of way. Not being sweet isn't the problem. He's just the biggest stick in the mud I've ever met. He's such a big stick in the mud that they could see him from space! I wanted help being respected but meee-ow, he makes it seem like the most boring thing in the world.

Isaac: Hello, Tabitha. I'm writing an essay. I think it's rather thrilling but because it's not alcoholic or sexual, I'm sure you'd disagree.

Molly: I am? Wow! That is so great! I did know what you mean and I'm disgusted but yay! I'm so happy for you and I love you too! Are you gonna hang out with him more?

Molly: Thank you! And thank you for not flashing the stage. Also...he already saw my boobs.. and everything else sort of like right before we started playing. It was the most embarrassing and awkward thing in the world

Tabby: Yes, you are! I'm bowing to your big big brain, I love you forever and I like you for always. It's SO great! It was almost like it was like before, where I was too intimidating to be fucked up to. Fuck, I missed it! That's the thing though, I'm not sure? Obvi I still have some work to do on my reputation but like... he's SO annoying. Like truly so annoying. I haven't stopped thinking about how annoying he is since. So I'm like, is it worth it?

Tabby: Babe, you are a level ten GENIUS for suggesting the Mewton boy. He didn't fix everything, and he is ANNOYING as hair balls, but Morrighan actually went through a whole convo without bringing up the were-sex! And not a single gross werewolf tried to tie the knot with me, if you know what I mean. I love you, I love you, I love you!

Isaac:…Woah. I didn’t know things had gotten that bad for you all over just one full moon related incident. I’m very sorry to hear that, and you’re very correct. Despite your apparent belief that I “have a stick up my ass”, it would be Very ungentlemanly of me to turn you away in your time of need. I’d be honored to be the Victor Van Dort to your Emily.

Isaac: The brand? I wasn't aware you were running a business, what are you selling? It is primarily because I don't have a date, but I'm also not much of a party person in the first place. Why do YOU need me as an escort? I'd expect you to have any number of werewolves practically banging down your door?

Tabby: I'm selling ME, duh. Not literally -- just because I'm a stripper doesn't mean I'm for sale -- but it's just the whole Tabby Expurrience, like, the feel of being around me and knowing me. I have had a few offers, yes, primarily from werewolves, but that's exactly the problem. Ever since the whole Wolfgang fiasco, which I'm sure you've heard about since everyone and their mom has, it's like nobody takes me seriously anymore. People are either disgusted at me for engaging in cross-breed-were-sex (which, by the way, is so not fair because it's not like I wanted to and it's not like Wolfgang is getting nearly as much flack as I am because the world is sexist) or they're gross werewolves who are just throwing me a bone because they want to do the do! Its humiliating and offensive and so not representative of the bad bitch that I am, and so going with a werewolf is out of the question. I was thinking about people in this school who are pretty widely respected and your name came up, and I think we could help each other out here. If we went together, maybe people would remember that I'm not just some knotting punch line, and maybe, just maybe, it'd make people realize that the stick up your ass isn't as high up there as everyone thinks! Besides, I want to be The Corpse Bride and you'd be a pretty cute Victor Van Dort. And you'd get to wear a suit!

Isaac: Hello to you too, Tabitha. I will not be attending the anniversary party "thingamajig".

Molly: Duh! You're the most special kitty in the world! Despite the fact that you somehow believe that I would EVER give you ANYTHING that wouldn't be good enough for you! Oh disgusting! I'm sorry that's happened to you. Yep! That's the Isaac! I don't think just asking would be enough, but I'm sure if you plead your case nicely, he'd give in!

Molly: Yay!! I am lucky you love me! Not just for that but considering you’d be the first recipient of my friendship bracelets, it’s a good thing you wouldn’t boycott! Really? Huh, I figured there must be a monster that would’ve been into that. But okay. What about Isaac? He’s single, a werecat like you and gentlemanly enough to make you look good and he’s cute! You should ask him to go with you!

Molly: Oh! That's so cute!!! Definitely going to be the theme for my next birthday if you're not going to use it! Okay back to YOU though. What WOULD people buy from you? Maybe you could do something good AT someone else's party? Like the Bathorys maybe?

Molly: What's a friendship party?? Whatever it is I want to go to one!

Molly: I don’t know, but I guess there’s only one way to find out! Should a niceness rebranding party be like a charity thing or would that be kind of too obvious?

Molly: All of the above maybe? Good things don't really get as much attention as bad things do, so it would probably take quite a bit to fully rehabilitate your image?

Molly: Fair enough. Maybe you could try doing something like...opposite bad to make people stop talking about the werefucking? Like a really really good thing so that when people hear the name Tabby Purr, they're like "omg I love her, she's so kind!" instead of really weird discussions about knotting?

Molly: But they’re skeletons, it’s different! I have skin and parts that people do still find scandalous! I don’t know? It depends on the something kind of stupid? And if it’s like not too mean?