happy go lucky

Need to unwind. Anyone wanna join me for a beer?

No thanks, but we can get something else and hang out. Just nothing alcoholic or smoky. Because that stuff's gross.

Ooh. Are you going to call him?

Food poisoning wins this round.

Do you need anything to help? I got food poisoning when I was a baby and I got really salty crackers and bubbly ginger ale. That's super helpful.

I feel like I should get a job, but I also feel like I’d suck at whatever ob I tried to get. Maybe I should just stick to being a lazy bum and see where that gets me?

Some jobs can be fun. But only if you really like what you're doing.

            “I seriously need to get a better social life..”

What happened?

Karma is a bitch

There's tons of things to do though.

I’m not sure, really. I’m not into all those technicalities, y’know? It’s really fluffy, I know that much.

Yeah, it doesn't really matter. Animals are just so awesome. I've always wanted a pet, but Grunkle Stan doesn't really like pets.

What kind of dog?

Y’see, there’s a perfectly good explanation for this and it’s not as bad as you think.

There's no good explanation for you getting hurt!

Y’know, the other guy probably looks ten times worse than I do right now. I mean, at least I think he does.

Dipper, WHAT happened?!?

I have to agree with you on that. There’s so much to do here!

A while ago.

Then how have you not celebrated the Fourth of July? It's like the best holiday.

I wish my computer would stop freezing so I can finish this stuff for my college schedule.

What are you doing in college?

I kinda sorta got kidnapped by my friends last night, but it’s okay ‘cause they gave me food and let me ride shotgun and took me to go watch a movie. Overall, it was a pretty pleasant kidnapping.

That does sound like fun.

I don’t get old people. They’re either terrified of me or they treat me like I’m their 12 year old grandson. Either way it’s fucking weird, I’m dreading turning older than 25.

Why would you dread getting older? Old people are so much fun!