Tumblr should never have given us polls. Everyday I have to see years-old polls cross my dash proudly proclaiming past-me's vote which I now disagree with. Let me change my vote!! I have rethought which Tetris piece is the sexiest.
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Tumblr should never have given us polls. Everyday I have to see years-old polls cross my dash proudly proclaiming past-me's vote which I now disagree with. Let me change my vote!! I have rethought which Tetris piece is the sexiest.

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kevin day on his chillest day
the foxes according to neil josten:
matt: big frame, spikey hair
dan: fierce, short hair
renee: eerie, short hair #2 (rainbow version)
allison: sports barbie
nicky: tan, smiley tendencies
kevin: tall, dark hair and green eyes
aaron: short, blonde
andrew: short, blonde hair and hazel eyes that shine gold in the sunlight, strong arms to hold up the world, wide shoulders, thick ass, serene stare that soothes my wrecked nerves, steady frame, bored expression that hides a million emotions, looks like aaron if aaron was beautiful and interesting
in case you needed to hear it today:
itās okay to use your turn signal when youāre changing lanes
itās okay to use your turn signal when youāre taking an exit
itās okay to use your turn signal when you plan on turning (can even be done sooner than 2 seconds before youāre about to turn)
you have a turn signal. in your vehicle. two of them in fact.
you are so brave and beautiful and smart and can do it. using your turn signal

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being a trans guy directly post wwi and wwii was so easy. you could just be like yeah i got my dick blown off in the war and everyone would be like hey that happened to my buddy jim and not even question it. truly next level valor stealing to pass
not sure if yall know this but one of the first trans men to ever get a phalloplasty was a british guy named laurence michael dillon. dillon was a doctor himself (in fact he performed a gender affirming orchiectomy on roberta cowell) who had been taking T and passing as male for years, and he was watching harold gillies, a pioneer of dick surgery for the pandemic of Guys Who Got Their Hogs Rocked By Bombs from wwii, do all these dick reparation surgeries. so he got to wondering hey. if you can reconstruct a dick, can you construct a dick? they got to talking about it and eventually ya boy dillon got the surgery. so shout out to all those british dudes who lost their cock fighting nazis and inadvertently contributed research/techniques to The Transgender Cause ig
just remembered neil pretended to be a sociology student to hitchhike with the truck drivers. as a sociology major that is SO fucking funny. go king do your field research. get that participant observation

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gonna be honest i donāt know how many more āenter the 6 digit code we sent to your phoneās i got left in me
usual massage therapist wasn't available so i tried out a new person, and friends i think i have been treated by. a witch.
"do you get ringing in your ears sometimes?" "y-yeah. sometimes." "yeah, i would have been surprised if you didn't. the [muscle i do not remember the name of] here is like touching a guitar string."
"have you ever experienced whiplash? not recently, but in the past?" me, forgot about it since it was literal years ago and thus didn't mention it on my intake form: "...yes?" "okay, i thought so."
"are you a side sleeper?" "yes, i am" "on your right side?" "yes" "you really curl up, too, huh?" "y-yes."
me beneath the relaxation the whole time:
me, wearing nothing but a sheer plunge-neck ballgown thatās plastered to my skin from the rain, soaking wet and trembling with cold and fatigue as i stand outside the entrance to the castle: p-please help me ;) iām s-so lost and s-scared ;) ;) i have no where to stay for the night ;) ;) ;)
the sexy vampire lady who answered the door, and to whom the castle belongs: of course ;) you poor thing ;) ;) come inside, you must be freezing⦠you may stay as long as you need to recover from your ordeal ;) ;) ;)
You walked up to that house in the rain on purpose
the fuck else would I be sloshing around in a wet ballgown for
I drew itā¦. & animated itā¦
whenever y'all talk about what an aftg tv/movie adaptation would be like i'm thinking there's only one way to do it right and that's to make aftg into what it always has been at its heart, and that's a sports anime. argue with the wall idgaf i'm right and you know it
"Another bit of unexpected honesty"

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The best part is OP got fired because their boss asked why they werenāt āincorporating blockchain technologyā into the video switcher they were building and OP straight up said āyou have no idea what youāre talking aboutā and went to lunch