mean mugs & shoulder shrugs

say what you will about disco but i’ve never once been sad while listening to abba

I drunk booked a trip to curaçao last night. Happy birthday to me?

being bisexual and having different feelings when ur attracted to guys than when u are to girls is so hard to explain bc being attracted to a guy is like “ah” and being attracted to a girl is like “oo” but that doesn’t make any sense to anyone but me

WOW THATS IT

OH WOW

actual photo of me on my birthday

@yoconozco

Jesus CHRIST

I’ve watched 7.5 seasons of greys anatomy in a very short amount of time so yes i want one of these

sext: I’ll give you my hoodie

Sext: did you eat?

Sext: text me when you’re home

Sext: have a good day at work

…………………………… @yoconozco?

Who hacked into my amazon account