grumpy bi™ and camp gay™

The best part of this which people often don’t realize is that Dwight was the one who took the family picture of them. So him seeing that picture is even more startling to him.

This is so funny to me I had to save it somehow

they’re married you asshole

u right, my bad

thats their lesbian daughter

Reblog if you support the gay papertowel dads and their lesbian paper towel daughter

my dumb cat got arrested

he and a couple other neighborhood cats were caught fighting a couple nights ago and someone picked them up and took them to the shelter, it doesn’t open until 11 so i can’t go get him yet

😑 costs 15 dollars to get a pet out of the shelter even though they’ve already inconvenienced me enough by kidnapping my son

ok wig

Memento Mori ring, England, late 17th to early 18th Century.

You could put a Skittle in there

or cyanide so you can end yourself quickly before the enemies reach you

or lip balm 

or a tiny mirror

An infinity stone

another, smaller ring

red pandas just stand up when they encounter things they dont understand & i love them for it