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somehow this became my most popular post

It’s a pretty good post, man.

Zuko took the advice Iroh gave him about learning from other nations and other bending disciplines to heart. 

I thought that was a real fucking cat

whenever anyone mentions that they were talking abt me I get this weird but kind of comforting feeling that I exist to a person outside of our own relationship,, like?? u talked abt me??? u thought of me when I wasn’t there????? i exist to u when I’m not around????!!!!!!?

if im gonna be famous i want to be flo rida famous. this man has three billboard hot 100 #1 hits and no one can name a single thing about him except for the fact that he is from florida. no annoying stans, no controversy. just radio friendly bops. this is the type of cryptic celebrity status i wish to achieve. he just pops up once every few years makes a hit song then goes back to wrestling alligators or recounting elections…..or whatever it is that floridians even do. he allegedly has a net worth of $30 million dollars and i dont even know what he looks like. has anyone ever seen a picture of this man??? no. can anyone of you even tell me his real name without googling it first??? no. all we truly know is that he likes them apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur that she had on but we dont even know what HE was wearing in that situation do we??? this man has the right idea i respect you flo rida i really do

It haunts me that celebrities are just theater kids that made it

#it haunts me that theater kids think they’re just celebrities that haven’t made it

this explains everything about theater kids in a way that was beyond my grasp until this very moment

I’m on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I’m driving–like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a pothole he said “to the left,” and I just mumbled “take it back now y'all” and hit the pothole straight on

Literally crying

Lmao

I’m glad the west ran out of cat memes, so now we have to import them from Russia and Japan

tumblr is like a group therapy with no therapist.