sanest mutual

*becomes a knight strictly because the local bard is cute, and I want him to write songs about me*

*becomes a bard strictly because the local knight is cute and I want to write songs about him*

*becomes the village idiot because of a chemical deposit in the well behind my house*

its probably problematic to get my maid all hot and bothered and then just leave her in the dishes room for my own sick amusement but ive got too much on my plate right now to worry abt that

does anyone hear a faint sweeping sound

she compulsion on my obsession til i just one more time bro i swear just one more time then it'll be fine just one more t

this one's doing numbers with the obsessive-compulsive mutuals circle, huh. and by numbers i mean, haha well. hopefully good ones

Every post about intrusive thoughts needs at least 10 people per day to reblog it derailing and saying "it's ok to have intrusive thoughts so long as they're not about violence or sexual acts but instead perhaps a witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbour's cat in a small village in the Alps..."

i would love to talk about moral ocd its just that like any time i mention it i worry im coming across like an asshole whos trying to excuse his bad actions and shitty behavior

which could be a symptom of anything

being self aware suuuucks like yeah this thought pattern/behavior is stupid and pointless and a symptom. i know this. [does it anyways

preforming my compulsions while rolling my eyes to show i know theyre irrational

basically everyone wants me dead because of cuteness aggression