Caravaggio:

Omg gurl ew why am i even doing this he’s so gross am i even doing this right and why is he bleeding fucking ribbons answer me goddamint ew ew ew

Francesco del Cairo:

Yeah, I’m done. Just hold this for a sec.. yeah just… yeah, like that. Nah, I’m cool.

Artemisa Gentileschi:

GET BACK MOTHERFUCKER YOU DON’T KNOW ME LIKE THAT

Cristofano Allori:

Heya, what’cha gonna do ‘bout it fuckboys

Valentin de Boulogne:

I got this. Yeah, sweetie, I just told you i got this. Just… if he stopped squirming for a second… there, straight down, nice and even. See?

Johan Liss:

Hmm? Can I help you? What’cha you starin’ at?

Also Caravaggio:

Good fucking god listen I KNOW how to behead a jerk, kay? back off you’re embarrasing me dammit

Tintoretto:

Peek-a-boo~~ I see you~~ Got the bag? Neeeeat, now cm’on

Botticelli: