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is this anything

guys i get it that everyone's focus is on the gay pirates part of the show but please can we not ignore this cinematic masterpiece of a scene

same as it ever was

[5 images. A group of people standing in a room. A person cooking in a kitchen preparing food. A close up of a plate of pizza. A man and a woman standing in a room. Captions: Uh, buddy, uh... What was it you wanted to tell me? Oh, right. Come with me. Right. Come on. I'm herewith another eyewitness]

obsessed with him

a headline from the gay alternative no. 5, 1973

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

He also jabs racists in the eye!

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