i don't know

he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

Yall need to get it in your heads that sometimes people on the internet are just fucking with you for fun. There's no grand idealogical reasoning or conspiratorial politics behind it, sometimes they're just having a laugh at your expense.

saw a dude at the mall with a shirt that said I AM AFRAID OF WOMEN in impact font but he was walking with like 3 girls. king

the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

world heritage post

Holy shit what. This is like if someone in ancient sumeria had a camera