I hate when people ask me “what did you do today?” like buddy listen I woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don’t kn o w

The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end and tomorrow to start

I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story

I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

I’m every one in this

It’s back!

me, a legal adult: when i grow up,

pick your battles. pick… pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. that’s too many 

I forgot my nan has an alexa so when my uncle was complaining and i said “alexa this is so sad play despacito” guess what fucking happened

@woozihacks CLARE! This was the thing on splatoon!!!

I feel like this is important. No matter what your goals in life are you got this ok? I love and support you all very much!

what is it about mugs!? why can’t i walk past them without feeling a deep pull to buy them!? i don’t need any! more! mugs!! i don’t even have to really like the mug. it could be ugly as fuck. but i’d want it.