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what up iâm jared, iâm 19, and i never fuckin learned how to cope

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just know everytime you smoke weed, youâre experiencing taurus energy at itâs finest. extremely savory foods, pampering selflove, untethered creativity, deep connection with nature, soft thoughts & feelings. youâre welcome.đżâ¨
Putting the Goose from Untitled Goose Game into literally any other game/film/media/scenario is the fucking peak of comedy and honestly it will still be funny 100 years from now
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I should never be allowed to have free time, also how far should I take this, like should I do one for each boy and then mail it to them for the joke.
Yeah another comic based on @strangemischief quote, because itâs way too funny!
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I should be working on my finals but I canât. I need to talk about this because the world is looking at us through Notre-Dame, and I need to use this. You want to talk about France? LETâS TALK.
We have been on the brink of civil war since November.
You canât even begin to imagine what itâs like to live in France right now. Every Saturday, we protest for our rights, our civil, constitutional rights. Some may remember the student protests of last year (if not, here is a chronology of what happened: x, x, x, x). Since then, itâs gone downhill. In my university, the dean faces charges but is still in function, he hired a milicia with bulldogs who patrols the uni and separates any group of student they deem too big. They used to control our id before going in. The police violence is the worst thing Iâve ever seen in my life.
Iâm terrified to go outside, but I still go to protests because we are being silenced, slowly, methodically, by the Macron government. I was hurt multiple times during protests, almost always in the face. I was gassed, I was hit by water canons. The police isnât even caring about the non-protesters. Iâve seen them shoot gas grenades at toddlers, three-year-old choking on lacrymo. Two girls, gassed, and a little nine-year-old who had her arm broken running away.
A mother falling to the ground because a plastic-shrapnel grenade exploded next to her ankle and destroyed her foot. Most of my friends have PTSD, any sharp sound can send every single one of us into a panic attack. We canât handle fireworks or firecrackers anymore.
The blood. I canât make you understand how much blood is spilled during the protests. The number of times they scream MEDICÂ during protests makes me sick.
On record, there are currently three persons who were shot in the eye. One man had his hand ripped off. Multiple men and women got broken ribs from the flashballs. THEY EVEN SHOOT AT REPORTERS from the national television and freelancers, with water canons and flashballs. Theyâve beaten minors unconscious, theyâve shot a flashball into someoneâs mouth and it exploded his cheek, theyâve thrown a disabled man off his wheelchair.
During the protests, we break things. Of course we do. We break glass, mostly, because itâs the cheapest to repair and itâs whatâs the most impacting visually, so itâs our compromise. They break us.
If you carry a camera into a protest, theyâll track you down and target you until either your camera is dead or youâre too beaten up to be able to film. Iâve been there. I never bring my camera anymore. And even then, I wouldnât film anyway, because the police is on social media, and they look at every video, they identify peopleâs faces, and then people get in trouble. They block entire streets so you canât escape them. They make ânestsâ where they circle around protesters until theyâre surrounded, then they throw a gas grenade in the middle and when people run away towards the edges, they catch everyone one by one and beat them bloody.
And the worst is the misinformation. The media have done such a good job at misrepresenting the protests that there is infighting inside my own family, inside most families, at work, at school, between people who think the government is doing its best to control the situation and the protesters are violent anarchists set to destroy the country, and the people whoâve actually been in protests, whoâve peacefully raised their hands up when asked and where shot in the ribs with a flashball in thanks. My own parents didnât believe me until I came back from a protest with a split eyebrow and sprained wrist.
This is a short documentary a French newsreport/gamer youtuber made. If you speak French, it will give you another inside view. If not, you can just watch the images from March 18th, until now the most violent protest since November.
In Paris, now the army is in the street. They pulled back the anti-terrorism squads soldiers (about 7,000) and put them in the street, against us. They had orders to shoot after three warnings and they are armed to kill. THEY ARE ARMED WITH LETHAL WEAPONS. The last time the army was sent to control a protest was in 1948.
You want to talk about France? Talk about that. We are scared. We feel abandoned by the world. And guess what? If France falls, youâre all coming with us. Right now, itâs easy to forget that the same thing is happening in South-America and all over Middle-East, because Western media doesnât like talking about anything that isnât white and pretty. But if they managed to forget to talk about just how bad it is here, then itâs going to happen to you too. So the first step? Is to talk about it. Share this, share other news report. Talk about it with your friends, your families. Contact your local news, ask them why no one is talking about it. Go to social media, tweet people, ask questions. Hell, ask ME questions.
France is heading straight to civil war, and Iâm terrified.
10 months.
Tony: Hey, do you know that show Sherlock?
Stephen:
Tony: With that actor, Benadryl Cabbagepatch?
Stephen: Itâs Benedict Cumberbatch.
Tony: Beneficiary Custardbath.
Stephen: No-
Tony: Banister Crumblebench.
Stephen: How even??-
Tony: Wimbledon Tennismatch.
Stephen: ITâS BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH-
Tony: Benefit Contagiousrash.
Stephen, losing his shit: HOW THE HELL DO YOU HEAR-
Tony, smiling: Bendyourdick Cuminhersnatch!!!
Stephen, crying: Iâm so tired.
Peter, entering the room: Hi mr. Stark! Hi mr. Doctor Strange sir!
Tony: Hey Pete weâre talking about Sherlock.
Peter: Ohhhhhh I love Babadook Canterbury so much!!
Stephen, across the room, still crying: I hate you both.
Steve, enters the room: Hello everyone-
Steve, watching Tony and Peter talking and laughing while Stephen cries in the corner: Whatâs happeningâŚ?
Peter: Hi Mr. America sir! Weâre talking about Blenderboob Wafflestick!
Steve: Who?
Tony: The actor from Sherlock, ya know, Fragglerock Ampersand.
Steve: Ohhh do you mean Bandaid Chowderpants.
Stephen, sobbing harder, whispering to himself: Band aid? What the fuckâŚ
Peter: Guys, Iâm pretty sure his name is Butterscotch Candybatch.
Steve: Bumblebee Crumplebath.
Tony: Bandicoot Crumblycake.
Peter: Bumperstump Cabbagepatch.
Steve: Boilerdang Curdlesnoot-
*Stephen, jumping off the window*
Tony:
Steve:
Peter:
Tony: Bifferdun cobbletoot.

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oh my god sir please punch me in the face
Things that bring me immense joy
-Smii7yâs curls,that boy is too damn (damb) adorable.Also his laugh brings me joy. -Ohmâs claps.Whenever he laughs and claps at something funny,itâs like heaven is shining light down upon me. -Deliriousâs obsession with teddy bears.I mean,who wouldnât love teddy bears? -How Cartoonz can say the gayest shit with a straight face.I laugh every time lol. -Terrorizerâs impressions.All of them are gold,especially his Arnold one.I also love how he can be such an asshole lol.âHe thinks heâs a dolphin.What an idiot.â -Marcelâs rage.It just makes me laugh honestly. -FourZeroSevenâs meme videos.The one where he searched himself on Google made me fall on the floor. -Kyrozâs vape sound effects.âHell yeah dude,â is gold. -Mini Laddâs remarks.His forehead is great and all but that boy is fucking hilarious. -Mooâs rages as well.âWHY DID YOU DO THAT?!I HATE YOU,âis the funniest moment in the Golf videos I swear to god. -Swagâs giggles.Oh my god theyâre adorable. -Sattâs âevilâ laughter.It never sounds evil,only silly.That boi cracks me up. -Wildcatâs random remarks.He says the most randomest things I love it. -BigJigglyPandasâs rage quits.He gets so done with a game that he leaves without a word.I just wanna give him a hug poor guy. -Daithiâs slow remarks.The way he yells after he realizes something has happened is hilarious.Also he is just hilarious in general. -Vanossâs skills.I mean,he can do anything really.Do I need to say anything else? -Luiâs squeaker voice.It still makes me laugh even though Iâve probably seen his videos so many times.
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Prompt 7: weâve known each other for like 4 months but when you get cold things get pretty intimate and weâll sleep together wanna be more then friends?
By M (I know Polyâs already done this but this prompt looked like fun so Imma do it as well lol)
âWhat do you mean, the heating is broke? Itâs the middle of January!â Smii7y was listening to his roommate, Kryoz, agitated at that, yell at the landlord as he explained the heating to the building had shut down.
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