So Much for Leaving

Relationship goals: Bob and Linda when Linda shouts out the window “He’s dead! Go away he’s dead!” to help Bob avoid people

“I really need to lay off the catnip.”

Yes he did

This is going to be an automatic reblog.

he done did it

As it should be!

my dick has a lot in common with the sun

nobody likes looking directly at it?

It gives people cancer?

woAh woah woah

It rises at the crack of dawn?

it disappears at night?

direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?

it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?

nobody will ever touch it? 

I wonder where he was originally going with this

i can smell this picture

This gives me life

My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare for…the compassion and empathy that was never shown to you, but might one day save humanity as we know it.

One day Mandy Patinkin decided to stand up and be my hero, and he hasn’t stopped since.

Mandy not taking anymore of anyone’s shit again, ever.  <3

I don’t know who Mandy is but I already respect him so much

I’ll believe it when I see it

Black Panther did to Civil War what Nicki Minaj did to Monster. 

It's ok to be unhealthy. Unhealthy people are still people.

I find #9 is relevant.