clip me to a wall

doomscrolling thru the weather app

some of y'all are in denial that you have a fetish and it makes me sad fr

Hey if you don't have a fetish but are on the lookout for one then I have a suggestion

and what fetish would that be user i-suggest-vore

Feet

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

Alan Turing and Ada of Lovelace did not invent computer science for the girls and the gays to claim they can't do math

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

yuri online call that webgl

Hey, that dude's dick looks like a penis!

lets fucking kill him!!!!!!!!!