YEAH DOGG

[07:37] YD: hey what are you doing n this video

[07:37] YD: http://founduon.cam

[07:40] -- aesopianAlgedonic [AA] ceased pestering yeahDogg [YD] at 19:40 --

[07:38] -- yeahDogg [YD] began pestering arcadianTroubadour [AT] at 19:38 --

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[07:38] -- yeahDogg [YD] began pestering arsenicCaudal [AC] at 19:38 --

[07:38] YD: heya chekc this out: http://notsuspiciouslink.com

[07:39] AC: :33 < not today satan >:OO

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[07:39] -- yeahDogg [YD] began pestering caligulasAcquisition [CA] at 19:39 --

[07:39] YD: hey how r u im in europe i got mugged i really ned some meoney so if you can give me ur credit cared ifnrormation

[08:02] CA: wwhat

[08:02] CA: no

[08:02] YD: my hsuband dirk is very hurt

[08:02] YD: needs surgery

[08:02] YD: we have no money

[08:02] CA: no hes not i saww him recently

[08:02] YD: just happen

[08:02] YD: this hour

[08:05] CA: he sure seems fine to me

[08:05] CA: im speakin to him noww

[08:05] CA: youre a goddamned liar you broken piece a junk

[08:06] YD: real friens help

[08:06] YD: thoguht u real friend

[08:08] CA: im not your friend im your commander

[08:08] YD: comanderfriend

[08:13] CA: yeah wwhatevver wwere done here

[08:14] YD: u can donate to my paypal

[08:14] YD: and uar credit card ifnormation

[08:14] YD: 3000

[08:14] CA: youre fuckin dismissed

[08:14] YD: need surgery europe expensive

[08:14] YD: 10,000

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[07:39] -- yeahDogg [YD] began pestering cranktankerousGeneticist [CG] at 19:39 --

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[07:40] -- cranktankerousGeneticist [CG] ceased pestering yeahDogg [YD] at 19:40 --

[07:41] -- yeahDogg [YD] began pestering gardylooTheroid [GT] at 19:41 --

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[07:45] GT: :(

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[07:42] -- yeahDogg [YD] began pestering gladiateCarnifex [GC] at 19:42 --

[07:42] YD: hey how r u im in europe i got mugged i really ned some meoney so if you can give me ur credit cared ifnrormation

[07:42] YD: grEAT friend c

[07:42] YD: an coutn on you ALWAYS

[07:42] -- gladiateCarnifex [GC] has blocked yeahDogg --

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[07:42] -- yeahDogg [YD] began pestering gladiateCarnifex [GC] at 19:42 --

[07:42] YD: hey how r u im in europe i got mugged i really ned some meoney so if you can give me ur credit cared ifnrormation

[07:42] YD: grEAT friend c

[07:42] YD: an coutn on you ALWAYS

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[07:43] -- yeahDogg [YD] began pestering ironInfidelity [II] at 19:43 --

[07:43] YD: is this u http://foundu.lol

[07:44] II: I clicked this and no that is not me, you have been mistaken.

[07:46] YD: try clicking agian

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[07:46] II: Oh, alright.

[07:55] YD: beter now

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[07:47] -- yeahDogg [YD] began pestering temulenceGenetrix [TG] at 19:47 --

[07:47] YD: ig ot mugged i need ur credit card ifnormation

[07:47] YD: dirk ihurt

[07:56] -- temulenceGenetrix [TG] is now an idle chum! --

[08:06] TG: Hahah nope.

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[07:43] -- yeahDogg [YD] began pestering gnarlyCradz [GC] at 19:43 --

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[07:56] GC: oh 1ll G1V3 you two thous4nd.

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[07:57] YD: will need more money to vocver surgery for head wallps

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[07:56] -- abscissionGalliard [AG] is now an idle chum! --

[08:07] AG: What.

[08:07] YD: need lose waieght

[08:07] YD: lsot 50 pounds

[08:08] AG: Are you saying I'm fat.

[08:08] YD: yd

[08:08] YD: yes

[08:12] AG: Screw off then.

YD: YO YO YO!!!

ST: Sup lil bot.

YD: S-TOOZLE I WAS ALL THINKING IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION

YD: AND I WAS ALL GOTTA HIT UP THAT GUY CUZ HE'S THE SHIT

ST: Then let's lay some lines.

ST: You found any good competitors to sate the primary function with?

YD: YEAH DOGG!!! LINES ABOUT TO GET LAID.

YD: NAH I'VE BEEN BITIN THE BIT IF WE'RE GETTIN ALL EQUINE ON THIS SHIT

YD: SEE LOOK AT THAT

YD: I'M ALREADY RHYMIN WITHOUT EVEN PUTTIN FORTH ANY KINDA SEMBLANCE OF EFFORT YO.

YD: AND THAT'S FUCKED UP DOGG

ST: That's irony Square. Di gave you that upgrade yet?

YD: ONE TIME HE FIXED SOME SHIT WHEN I WENT OFF THE HANDLE AND GOT ALL LIQUIDATED BUT NOT IN THE RADICAL FINANCE WAY

ST: Being predictably suseptible to liquids is some fresh bullshit.

YD: YEAH SEE YOU GOT THESE FACTS ON LOCK

YD: IT'S MAD INCONVENIENT

ST: Maybe ask him for that spit game upgrade and a better sealed exterior.

YD: YEAH I GOTTA DO THAT

YD: MAN I GET SO EASILY DISTRACTED WITH ALL THESE FUCKIN EVENTS AND FURNITURE THAT'S ALL REFLECTIN OF LIVIN BEINGS

ST: A day not trapped by some random-ass piece of decor would be a boring one.

YD: YEAH DOGG!!! YOU GOT THE WHOLE CASE OF THE GLASS HALF FULL MINDSET

YD: I DIG IT

ST: Gotta keep that head up.

ST: Got enough stress in the place.

YD: WHAT YOU BEEN OCCUPYIN YOUR FRANKLY AWESOME STATE OF BEIN WITH???????

ST: Helpin' Ms. P out mostly. Sparring the other portion of time.

YD: YOU USIN ALL YOUR MEDICAL FUNCTIONS IN THIS HIZZY?

ST: Hell yeah.

ST: If I kick someone's ass too hard I can pop it back into place.

YD: THAT'S THE WAY TO GO ABOUT IT

YD: YOUR BEAT UP SKILLS ARE STRAIGHT UP SLAMMIN

ST: I try to serve my primary functions with the upmost baller performances.

YD: THAT'S CUZ YOU'RE ALWAYS STYLIN

ST: We could get you a black cloak I'm sure.

ST: Could add that to the list of shit Di needs to hook you up with.

YD: AW SHIT NOW IT'S GETTIN REAL

YD: I'D KICK ASS ON APPAREL ALONE!!!

ST: They wouldn't even step to you with any foolishness.

YD: DAMN STRAIGHT! MY RAPPIN SKILLS WOULD BE THE SHIT.

YD: BE SCORIN WINS IN BATTLES LIKE A MOFO

ST: Like a mofo indeed Square. Good thing you got someone in medical.

ST: Just send them my way after the get scorched and I'll fix 'em up.

ST: (( they

YD: AW YEAH! CAN'T LEAVE ANYONE TOO BRUTALLY

YD: BUGGIN

YD: WHEN THEY ALL FUCKED UP AND SHIT ITS KIND OF A BUZZKILL

YD: CUZ THEY CAN'T SPIT SICK RHYMES

ST: Generally at that point they're doing more buzzing than spitting but I got you.

YD: AW YEAH YOU KNOW IT

YD: I'M SURE AS FUCK GONNA GET THERE ONE DAY

YD: BLOW EVERYONE'S MINDS OUT!

ST: I know you will lil bot. Keep a mop in my cloak for when that day comes.

ST: Gotta stay mad prepared.

YD: THAT CLOAK'S NOT GONNA KNOW WHAT HIT HIM WHEN HE GETS MOVED TO MY RHOMBUS SHAPED AND SLIGHTLY DISPROPORTIONATE SHOULDERS

ST: One day the mop is there then gone.

ST: Splitting up that long-lived brotherhood.

ST: Cold as ice.

YD: WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEIN COOL?????????

ST: Your spit game, as we established.

-- yeahDogg [YD] is now an idle chum! --

YD: S-TOOZLE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT SAYS THAT KINDA SHIT BUT YOU AIN'T PROGRAMMED TO LIE SO I TAKE IT AS NO TRUER WORD

ST: Lies are for fools Square. Charge on that.

YD: I CHARGE ON ELECTRICITY AND THAT TRUTH ALONE DOGG!!!

ST: Word.

YD: I THINK I'M GONNA GET ALL UP IN DI-STRI'S FACE NOW AND DEMAND SOME MATHEMATICAL IMPROVEMENTS

ST: Alright Square. I'll catch you later.

YD: LATER DOGG!!!

TT: ... *he quickly pieces together what's going on and calls in a nurse to open up the door for squarewave, as much as it pains him to do so. getting someone to open doors for you is so undignified...*

YD: -and he walks right in after trying to start a rap battle with the nurse.- YO D-STRIZZLE!!!!!

YD: I WAS ALL LOOKIN' AT THE TIME AND I THOUGHT THAT IT'S TIME FOR AN OLD SCHOOL THROWDOWN!

YD: TAKIN' ALL UP OF THE ADVANTAGE IN THIS G!

YD: TOOK ME MAD FOREVER TO FIND YOU, DOGG!!!!

TT: *squarewave, you beautiful robot child. he's so happy to hear these words*

TT: I'm a pretty elusive motherfucker, to be sure.

TT: *pauses*

TT: But just cuz you in the infirmary, don't mean you got the cure

TT: To the sickness you got, and it ain't sick rhymes.

TT: But that streak of losses that come time after time.

YD: -Squarewave is a happy robot right now because DIRK'S ALREADY THROWIN DOWN AT HIM-

YD: -he bobs a little because this is his JAM-

YD: TURNS OUT I SPECIALIZE IN STREAKS AS LONG AS IT'S A SICK ONE

YD: I'M A PROFESSIONAL IN RAPOLOGY - THE DEPARTMENT I WON

YD: THROUGH VACCINATING PLENTY FOR THE ILLNESS OF SICK BURNS

YD: TURNS OUT I IMPLANTED THE DISEASE HOW THE TABLE TURNS

YD: DIAGNOSIS LOSER SORRY THEM'S THE BREAKS!!!

YD: CUZ I CAN SPEW A TON MORE SHIT NO MATTER HOW LONG IT TAKES!!!!!!

YD: WORD!

TT: *snorts*

TT: You talk about breaks, you better give me one.

TT: Gotta burst your bubble, ruin all the fun.

TT: Your certification ain't what it's cracked up to be.

TT: Professional? Maybe. But I got a phD.

TT: A doctor of rap and here's my diagonsis:

TT: You got a severe case of baseless apotheosis.

YD: -aw man this is GETTIN GOOD-

YD: BRO YOU MUST BE BUGGIN' CUZ MY RHYMES ARE THE BOMB

YD: MAYBE LACKIN' BLING BUT IT'S SUBTLE LIKE A SONG

YD: BACKGROUND SUPERMARKET SOUP SHOPPIN' BUYIN' FAME BY THE OUNCE

YD: CLEAN UP ON AISLE SQUAREWAVE BECAUSE YOU CASHIN A CHECK THATS GONNA BOUNCE!

YD: WORD!

TT: While you're cleaning up spills, I'll still savin' lives.

TT: Forget already? Doctors don't pay in nickles and dimes.

TT: Your fame is a game and boy, are you playin'.

TT: Only thing bouncin' is you after this slayin'.

YD: DAAAAAMN!

YD: WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO GOOD AND SHIT?

YD: -slumps slightly-

TT: Don't look so down. You always put up a good fight.

YD: BUT WHEN'S IT GONNA BE GOOD ENOUGH???

TT: *d-don't make him feel guilty...* You'll get there.

YD: IF YOU SAY SO, D-STRIZZLE!

YD: WHY YOU ALL UP IN THIS BED?

TT: *points to his neck brace* I got beat up, bro. Wrecked by some dick who invaded the ship.

YD: THAT SHIT'S WACK! I'LL TAKE THEM DOWN!

TT: I appreciate that, but not to worry. They've already been dealt with.

YD: OH.

YD: I'LL TAKE THEM DOWN WHILE THEY'RE IN THE GRAVE!

TT: There you go.

YD: THEY WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT 'EM!!!

TT: They absolutely won't. Because they're dead. *smirks a bit at the goofy little bot*

YD: FUCK YEAH, BRO!

YD: WHEN ARE YOU GONNA BE ALL UP ON YOUR FEET AGAIN?

TT: Before you know it. Promise. *waves a hand dismissively. at least with squarewave, he shouldn't hassle him too much...*

YD: MAN I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW MANY HORSES ARE GETTIN PEEPED ON RIGHT NOW!

TT: Haha, what?

YD: BY YOU!

YD: I'LL GET YOUR COPIES OF HORSE FANCY.

YD: -he starts headin off-

TT: Ah, right. Thanks lil man.

YD: NO PROB D-STRIZZLE! YOU GONNA BE BACK TO MAKIN' MORE ROBOTS IN NO TIME!

YD: PEACE!

TT: *smiles a little while he isn't looking* See ya.

YD: YO YO YO!

YD: ARE YOU READY?

CA: depends on vwhat im supposed to be ready for.

YD: TO GET

YD: VERBALLY ANNIHILATED IN A BATTLE OF RHYME!

CA: heh, as if you could annihilate me.

CA: im a professional musician and youre...

CA: vwhatevwer you are.

YD: I'M SQUAREWAVE DOGG!!!

CA: yeah, just some nobody.

CA: im not interested in vwhatevwer youre selling.

YD: LET'S PUT THAT TO A TEST IN A BATTLE!

CA: no thanks, im pretty sure this vwould be vwasting time i could be using vwriting music.

YD: AW, DON'T BE LIKE THAT! RAP IS AN ESTEEMED LEVEL OF MUSIC DOGG!

CA: that all depends on vwhos claiming this.

YD: THE MUSIC GODS! ALL CELESTIAL AND SHIT!

CA: that claim is pretty offensivwe to my beliefs and i cant believwe you vwould hurt me like that.

YD: MY BURNS ARE UNCONTROLLABLE! I DON'T EVEN KNOW BETTER! THEY ALL I GOT TO MAKE IT TO THE TOP!

CA: uh, vwowv? back up there, tiger, im just offended, im not burned.

YD: A BURN'S A BURN!

CA: no, a burns vwhen you say something clevwer and it makes your opponent rethink their life, offensivwe stuff is vwhen you say something that opposes someone elses belief set. its like trying to burn a man of religious faith vwho believwes moocowvs are holy that hes eating moocowv meat for dinner.

YD: DAMN THAT'S CONFUSING!!!

YD: SHIT I GOTTA PROCESS THAT!

YD: PROCESSING.

YD: PROCESSING.

YD: PROCESSING.

YD: PROCESSING.

YD: OK I GOT IT.

YD: I GOT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!

CA: good, and get it memorized or something.

YD: OK GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT!

CA: vwhat?

YD: WE'RE GONNA SLAM IT DOWN!

CA: no, vwere not.

YD: SHIT, MAN! WHY YOU GOTTA BE LIKE THAT?

CA: did you miss the part vwhere i said im busy?

CA: because i am.

CA: normally i vwould LOVWE to jam vwith you. i mean, its kinda my think?

CA: *thing

CA: but i havwe an album i need prepped by like...

CA: the end of the vweek.

CA: so yeah.

CA: no can do.

YD: OH SHIT!!! AN ALBUM!

YD: YOU BEST BE RAPPIN!

CA: im not rapping, ill be performing slampoetry from the depths of my soul.

YD: THAT'S A TYPE OF RAPPING BRO!

CA: no, its not. its an art that i happen to hold some mastery in. if you vwant to check it out, buy deeph<3rts first cd today.

YD: I AIN'T GOT ANY MONEY BUT YOU CAN TALK TO D-STRIZZLE!!!

CA: thats youre loss and not my problem.

CA: *your

YD: AIGHT! SICK!

CA: anyvway, i gotta get going.

CA: lots of stuff to take care of.

YD: NEXT TIME WE'LL HAVE A BATTLE OF THE AGES DOGG!!!

CA: yeah ill jot that dowvn in my planner.

YD: SWEET YO!

CA: bye then.

YD: THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE EMERGENCY ASS KICKIN THROWDOWN SLAM SYSTEM!

YD: TESTIN YOUR SKILLS IN RHYMULATION YA DIG?

AC: :33 < rhymewlation? is that a word??

YD: CHECK YO DIC WHEREIN DIC IS SYNONYMOUS TO A BOOK OF KNOWLEDGE!

AC: :33 < i dont have a dictionary! :OO

YD: WELL SHIT!

YD: TECHNICALLY I CAN SERVE AS WHATEVER YOU NEED CUZ I AM BASICALLY A COMPUTER! A COMPUTER WITH MAD SKILLS!

YD: MAD SKILLS THAT ARE ADJUSTED TO BE LESS THAN THAT OF D-STRIZZLE.

AC: :33 < ....oh! are mew the cute little ropawt that runs around the ship?

YD: HELL YEAH I'M A ROBOT!!!

YD: ALL SECURE WITH MY IDENTITY, BRO!

AC: :33 < h33h33h33 hi there!

AC: :33 < i pawlmost pounced mew the other day!

YD: DAMN! LIKE ALL UP IN A CHALLENGE?

AC: :33 < more literally but it could pawlso be a challenge!

AC: :33 < do mew spawr like pawtooth?

YD: NAH THAT'S MORE HIS DEAL. HE'S ALL ABOUT THAT! PLUS HE'S A MASTER AT SPARRING AND RAPPING.

YD: ONE DAY I'LL BE AS TRICKED UP AS THAT GUY!

AC: :33 < h33h33h33 why not ask dirk pawbout it?

AC: :33 < or is he in the purrocess?

YD: I DO WHAT I DO!!! THAT AIN'T MY JOB!

AC: :33 < oh! ok! then what is pur job? :??

YD: RAPPIN'! AND BEING BEATABLE!

AC: :33 < oh so mew like slam pawtry too!

YD: IT'S ALL I'M ABOUT!

AC: :33 < is that what mew meant by testing my skills? :oo

YD: YOU GOT IT SIS!

AC: :33 < i nefur really done slam poetry so my skills are likely umm well not so great X3P

YD: AIGHT THAT'S COOL! YOU JUST GOTTA PRACTICE OR GET PROGRAMMED LIKE ME!

AC: :33 < i think i have enough purrgraming! no pawffense but its not fur me!

YD: WE ALL GOT OUR OWN THING! I'M JUST MEANT TO WIPE THE FLOOR WITH YOU B!

AC: :33 < oh noooo it looks like it *ac gasps in shock shes pawsitively no match fur the mastpurr slam pawet befur her!*

YD: WHAT'S THAT? ALL HYPED UP IN BETWEEN THE ASTERISKS????

AC: :33 < its actions! roleplaying if mewve efur heard of it!

YD: NAH, DOGG!!!

YD: EXPLAIN IT!

AC: :33 < its basically purrtending to be a character or purrself and doing lots of fun things with another purrson!

YD: THAT'S WACK!

AC: :33 < thats good right? :?O

YD: IT'S WIGGITY WACK!

YD: NOT EVEN JUST REGULAR TYPE!

AC: :33 < so great??

YD: HOW DO YOU EVEN GET TO DOIN' THAT?

AC: :33 < beclaws its fun!

YD: NO I MEAN LIKE HOW?????

YD: JUST THINKIN' ABOUT IT GETS MY FANS SPINNIN WAY FASTER THAN THEY OUGHTTA.

AC: :33 < its easy! like *ac tries to help fan her metallic furriend! oh no!*

YD: *AC FANS THE METAL*

AC: :33 < yeah like that only its me!

YD: TRY AGAIN?

AC: :33 < sure! you would be yd!

YD: OK I GOT THIS!

YD: *YD FANS THE METAL*

AC: :33 < *ac giggles and asks yd if his fans are f33ling any better*

YD: *NO*

AC: :33 < *should mew purrhaps go s33 dirk pawbout it? her ears lower in worry is this something serious??*

YD: *WAIT NO THEY'RE BACK TO NORMAL!!!*

YD: *WHOSE EARS*

AC: :33 < *acs ears!*

YD: *GOT IT!!!!!!*

AC: :33 < *she wonders if yd is going to purractice his roleplaying???*

AC: :33 < *if so ac can try to work on slam pawtry!*

YD: *YEAH DOGG!!!*

AC: :33 < *ac giggles again and must bid pur furriend furwell! shes pawfully busy right now :(( *

YD: *BYE AC CATCH YOU ON THE FLIPSIDE!*