sitcom enthusiast

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

tumblr is my little vague diary. you guys know nothing and everything.

maybe if i keep ignoring this feeling of impending doom it'll go away

Uh oh i think something deep inside me just gave up for good 🤣

It’s me and whatever song is holding me together against the world.

i had self esteem for like 3 minutes once

fuck, not fight

s/o: wrestling, boxing, football, top gun, fight club (more incoming probably)

why are bro films like top gun always so homoerotic?

i think they should make the lorax a musical

2026 we're sleeping continuously for 365 days

Already fucked up. 2030 will be my year for sure.