some selfish prick

Damn. It’s Thursday now…am I too late?

holy shit that was a joke i’m just hungry. 

and it’ll probably continue to do so. like a slipping slide of gay.

Damn. It’s Thursday now…am I too late?

holy shit that was a joke i'm just hungry. 

don’t look at me idk how to deal with straight girls either maybe try shoving garlic down her throat and throwing some holy water or plastic dicks to distract her.

oh FUCK RIGHT OFF 

you seriously need a good joint and a basket of breadsticks.

… oh ew gross i hate short guys. … … but i could change my mind if he’s packing a lot down there, know what i mean hun? x 

yeah i'm sure he's packing a lot down there under the bed. into a suitcase. so as soon as you leave he can make a break for the airport and get away from you.

...you and the angry short guy who tells shit jokes would get along.

Not sure if I have it in me to kick the shit out of a kid with a cock on his face.

then title it "young twink gets kicked and cocked". youtube promo material.

i'm an ass to pretty much everyone i meet and you can either get a kick out of that or start thinking i'm a bitch like pretty much everyone else. i recommend the later personally, they send you a care package of tissues, holy water and anglo-saxon torture weapons to protect you from my satanic vampire rituals.

Eheh…maybe a little…

eh, well, as the unofficial former black power ranger of some shitty high school GSA that did fuck all: welcome to your new sexuality side effects include puking rainbows and having to deal with the morman brotherhood.

Oh, um, h-hello there. It’s nice to meet you.