Pay Evil unto Evil

       “Huh, I didn’t know animals could speak. In fact, I didn’t know animals were so damn nosy. If you must know, I dislike it because it’s plain, tasteless and boring. Just like you. Now direct your snout somewhere else before I dump some water on you.”

       "Everything is nice and quiet; no engines, no animals, no insects, no running water, and most importantly, no people. Nothing but my extensive manga collection, my thoughts, and me. But, I know this won't last long. It never does. At some point, one of the few scavenging sacks of shit that remain on this decrepit country will find his or her way inside the building I've settled myself into and will, undoubtedly, start annoying me without a second thought, whether it be for food, information, water, or company. Sadly, I am not very fond of stepping on cockroaches, so laying my hands on them is out of the question." He sighs, closing his eyes and continuing his monologue. "I suppose I'll just have to convince them that throwing themselves out the window is a good idea. The pile near the garden sure proves that they are dumb enough to believe it."