I have so many flowers to bring her

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

guys i liedddddd 😭😭😭😭😭 i actually want it 😭😭😭 i want it so bad 😭😭😭😭 i want it so bad its ruining my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

can you imagine how good shows would be if writers thought of women as human beings

sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image