Problematic Yaoi 💘

I think I'm in love with the idea of a pyromaniac suguru

glitching like a character away from their home dimension in the spiderverse thinking about gojo and his insistence on giving the children an opportunity at being children. preserving their youth. even when he knows the burden they carry, the weight that is on their shoulders. the weight that he is complicit in putting on them. but also how skewed his view of that responsibility is because of who he is. what he is. im gonna tear my hair out and eat it and throw up a hairball.

"And he's got deep pockets."

wish jujutsu high were.... well.. not like THAT and had more than 10 students so we could have the School Festival Episode in which every class does their lil stand/activity, where yuuji and the gang decide to do a maid café and all dress up as maids, and gojo, being gojo, joins the students as a maid. yes this is just because i want to see maid gojo get his skirt lifted and groped by random people

need a de-aged gojo getting his guts rearranged by his students. oh no he’s sixteen! what’s that? the only way to reverse it is to breed him stupid? until he’s crying and too full to move? guess we have no choice…

i am a gojo/all his students truther. "there's enough gojo sensei to go around for everyone" <- gojo and his whore mouth

the true test of any bond isn't whether it holds up through the worst you can throw at it but whether it can withstand things that are just kind of uncomfortable and lame. like of course it goes without saying that you'll stay with someone you love through hell, but will you stick around for them during times that just kind of suck ass? because that's a different question

being in the trenches together isn't just about carrying each other bleeding and frightened through gunfire and smoke across the battlefield, it's being stuck in a cold, wet, stinking hole in the dirt together for months with no one and nothing but each other

and getting a little faggy with it. for morale.

the true test of any bond isn't whether it holds up through the worst you can throw at it but whether it can withstand things that are just kind of uncomfortable and lame. like of course it goes without saying that you'll stay with someone you love through hell, but will you stick around for them during times that just kind of suck ass? because that's a different question

being in the trenches together isn't just about carrying each other bleeding and frightened through gunfire and smoke across the battlefield, it's being stuck in a cold, wet, stinking hole in the dirt together for months with no one and nothing but each other

and getting a little faggy with it. for morale.

if his students don't take advantage of that man i swear to god

dshfdjhfjhfjdfhd satoru would be SO disappointed if he ended up drunk or maybe just fell asleep or whatever around them and no one fucked him he'd be like I DID ALL THAT!!!!!! AND U GUYS DON'T EVEN ASSAULT ME?????? what are u guys DOING. he's extra harsh during training that week