Thoughts of a Violinist Giraffe

I already knew, but it's nice to have a chart.

Ach nein, warum spricht sie auf schlechtes Deutsch? 😂

Monetizing tumblr is easy, just give it to anthropologists so they can monitor all the bullshit subcultures

Don’t forget sociologists, because the social interaction on here is, dare I say, fascinating.

people who sleep with one pillow make me sick

people who sleep with more than one pillow are shown to be more lonely and depressed

reblog and put in the tags how many pillows you sleep with

Usually one pillow, but two pillows if it ain’t comfy enough

He feet too big for he gotdam leg too big for he gotdam body too big for he gotdam head

Human babies are actually disproportionate as well - we’ve just gotten too used to it as a species.

I religiously, emotionally, physically, epistemically, existentially, and spiritually identify with this

AyELbOW SwEAT BITCH

“I became bothered, upset - PISSED” That’s some pure Holt energy right there

the mini skirt + over the knee socks look is the best look ever created and no one will ever change my mind

its true and you should say it

It’s called absolute territory and its absolutly the best

its true

.... huh. Wow. You’re right.

I Understand this, but also on the other hand, where’s my commercial of Gwendoline Christie seducing me with Two Tickets to that Thing I Like (she’s on a horse)

I honestly just want a commercial from Old Spice where a rad woman is doing rad fantastical things as Old Spice do

HHHAAAAAAAHAAHA!!

Fan

Zia

Jrg

Mlp

Sge

Suk

Eel. I’m a goddamn eel.

Dho

Att… it sounds like i was named after a twitter handle in a post apocalyptic future

Jhe. I mean... it could be worse.

reblog this and in the tags, write the band that comes to mind first when you think back to being 13 years old