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- CHRISTMAS WITH BTS - Tweets  ♡

- You’re wearing his clothes in public - Texts  ♡

- The group exposing Jungkook’s crush - Text  ♡

- Your first interview and you talk about how much of a great boyfriend they are - Tweet  ♡

- Your ex is at the same party and you’re dating Jimin - Text  ♡

- Outings with the boys - Snap  ♡

- Tae’s crush has been confirmed in the group chat - Text  ♡

- *trigger warning* You\Him have a nightmare - Text (Hyung Line)  ♡ ☆

- *trigger warning* You\Him have a nightmare - Text (Maknae Line)  ♡ ☆

- Couple Pictures - Tweet ♡

- Filming a music video with him - Tweet  ♡

- Graphic Designer x BTS - Tweet  ♡

- Ballerina/Gymnast!Girlfriend x BTS - Tweet  ♡

- Suggestive Snaps - Tweet  ♤

- Baker!Reader x BTS - Tweet  ♡

- Amusement Park date- Tweet  ♡

- He gets you flowers - Tweet  ♡

- Artist Girlfriend - Tweet  ♡

- Wanting to adopt a child with his boyfriend - Tweet  ♡

- Trans!Boyfriend x BTS  ♡

- Male!Reader x BTS - Tweet  ♡

- Male!Model!Reader x BTS - Tweet  ♡

- You have a child from a previous relationship - Text (Maknae Line)   ♡

-  You have a child from a previous relationship - Text  (Hyung Line)  ♡

- Writer x Reader - Tweet  ♡

- You take pics of him when he doesn’t notice  - Tweet ♡

- He confirms the relationship - Tweet  ♡

- Idol!Reader x Fanboy!BTS - Tweet   ♡

- Photographer!Reader x BTS - Tweet  ♡

- They get jealous because you’re hanging out with EXO - Group Chat  ♡

- They get jealous because you’re hanging out with Got7 - Group Chat  ♡

- You come out with a new single - Tweet  ♡ ♤

- Morning with their girlfriend - Tweet  ♡

- They get jealous because you’re being cuddly with an EXO member - Text  ♡ ☆

- Norwegian!Reader x BTS - Tweet  ♡

- Figure skater!Girlfriend x BTS - Tweet  ♡

- Bookworm!Girlfriend x BTS - Tweet  ♡

- Black girlfriend x BTS - Tweet  ♡

- British girlfriend x BTS - Tweet  ♡

- Latina girlfriend x BTS - Tweet  ♡

- Pregnant!Reader x BTS - Tweet  ♡

- Bestfriend!Reader - Snaps - ft. Yoongi, Tae, Jungkook & Jin  ♡

KIM SEOKJIN

- Lyric Pranking Jin with ‘Classic’ - Text  ♡

- #HappyJinDay! - Text  ♡

- Outings with Jin - Snap  ♡

- Ranting About K-drama - Text - [pt. 1. Goblin] [pt. 2. W] [pt. 3. WYWS]  ♡

- When you’re feeling sick - Text  ♡

- Jin rants about the broken frying pan - Text - ft. Yoongi & Namjoon  ♡

- After you break up with Jin - Text  ☆

- He feels insecure - Text (important N/A)  ☆

- You left hickeys on his neck - Tweet ♡ ♤

- Dinner - Notification  ♡

- (YouTuber au!) You’re on his YouTube channel - Notification  ♡

- He makes you breakfast in bed - Tweet  ♡

MIN YOONGI

- Satisfaction - Tweet - [pt. 1] [pt. 2] [pt.3] [pt.4] [pt.5] [pt.6] [pt.7] [pt.8] [pt.9] [pt.10] [pt. 11] [pt.12] ☆

- Yoongi messages you nine months after the breakup - Text  ☆

- Yoongi was tempted to take a picture of you - Snap - ft. Jimin  ♡

- J-hope tries to get Yoongi to confess to his crush - Text  ♡

- Lyric Pranking Yoongi with ‘Cold’- Text  ♡

- Jealous Yoongi - Text  ♤

- Accidentally reading his new mixtape - Text  ♡

- Date - Snap  ♡

- Yoongi sends you suggestive messages - Text  ♤

- Possessive Yoongi - Tweet  ♤

- Yoongi asks you out - Text  ♡

- Yoongi and his photographer!s/o - Tweet  ♡

JUNG HOSEOK

- Hobi feeling a little insecure - Text - ft. Yoongi ♡ ☆

- Jungkook steals Jhope’s phone to tell expose Jhope’s crush on you - Text   ♡

-  J-hope tries to get Yoongi to confess to his crush - Text  ♡

- Random texts with Jhope - Text  ♡

- Birthday Surprise - Snaps - ft. Jin  ♡

- (Youtuber!au) Lyric Pranking Hobi with ‘I Have Questions’ - Texts  ☆

- Hoseok gets a message from a someone that claims to be his girlfriend. But she died - Text ☆ 

- J-hope confirms dating rumours - Tweet  ♡

- He gets you a gift - Tweet  ♡

- Random Hoseok snaps - Snaps

KIM NAMJOON

- Namjoon breaks your favourite earphone - Texts - ft. J-hope  ♡

- Boyfriend! Namjoon finds out Taehyung has a crush on you - Text  ☆

- Watching IT with best friend! Namjoon - Text 

- Namjoon convincing Jungkook to ask you out - Text  ♡

- Taehyung tells you Namjoon has a crush on you - Text  ♡

- Namjoon asks for help at the studio  - Notification  ♡

- Going to the city with Namjoon - Snap  ♡

- You both get lost - Snap - (ft. Jin)  ♡

- At the mountains - Instagram  ♡

- He finds out you can rap  - Text  ♡

- Namjoon confirms dating rumours - Tweet  ♡

- Random Namjoon snaps - Snap  ♡

- Joon meets a fellow male!rapper at an underground concert - Text - [pt. 1] [pt. 2] [pt. 3]  ♡

PARK JIMIN

- Collabing with Jimin for an MV - Tweet - [pt. 1] [pt. 2] [pt. 3]  ♡

- You get fired from BigHit because Jimin had a crush on you - Text - [pt. 1] [pt. 2] ☆ ♡

- Beach date with Jimin - Snap  ♡

- Jimin wanting to talk to you - Notification  ☆

- Jimin sending you pick-up lines - Text  ♡

- Jimin cooking - Snap  ♡

- Jimin has a crush on JYP’s new male soloist - Text - ft. Taehyung  ♡

KIM TAEHYUNG

- Jealous Taehyung - Text - ft. Chanyeol & Jungkook  ♡

- Another Jealous Taehyung - Text - ft. Jungkook  ♡

- Breaking up with Tae ft. BTS - Text - [pt. 1] [pt. 2] [pt. 3] [pt. 4] [pt. 5] [pt. 6]☆

- City date with Taehyung - Snap  ♡

- Taehyung tells you Namjoon has a crush on you - Text  ♡

- Boyfriend! Namjoon finds out Taehyung has a crush on you - Text  ☆

- Brother! Tae accidentally receives a suggestive message from Boyfriend! Namjoon that was supposed to be sent to you - Text   ♤

- Drunk Taehyung - Text  ♡

- Puns - Snap  ♡

- Random - Snap  ♡

- He realizes he forgot your birthday present - Snap - ft. Jimin & Jungkook  ♡

- Wrong number - Text - [pt. 1] [pt. 2] [pt. 3]  ♡

- (YouTuber au!) You’re on his Vlog Channel - Notification  ♡

- He gets you a gift - Tweet  ♡

- [8th Male Member au!] You have a crush on Tae but you’re on a dating ban, one night you both have a little too much to drink ft. BTS - Text - [pt. 1] [pt.2]  ♡ ☆

- Taehyung and his artist!boyfriend - Tweet  ♡

JEON JUNGKOOK

- Highschool! Jungkook kissed you before freaking out and running off - Text  ♡

- Jungkook steals your phone - Snap  ♡

- Jungkook steals Jhope’s phone to tell expose Jhope’s crush on you - Text  ♡

- Jungkook messages you about a Jealous Yoongi - Text  ☆

- Jealous Kookie - Text  ☆ ♡

- You tell Jungkook about your adventure with your crush - Text  ♡

- Namjoon convincing Jungkook to ask you out - Text  ♡

- Collabing - Text - [pt. 1] [pt. 2]  ♡

- Kookie asks you out - Text  ♡

- Little brother! Jungkook - Text  - ft. Jimin ♡

- You and Kookie prank the maknae line - Text - ft. Jimin & V  ♡ ☆

- (YouTuber! au) You’re on his YouTube channel - Notification  ♡

- Jungkook and his latina!model!girlfriend - Tweet & Text  ♡

- Bestfriend!Jungkook and Lesbian!reader - Tweet  ♡

Here is my prompt list! Send me what number (can be more than one) and which boy and I’ll write!

(bcs why not) Finally my collection of text posts will get in use omgg :D:D:DD:

(is possible to be customized) (Send me requests with 1/1+ prompt/s. I write about a lot of fandoms and also a lot of different things : one shots/scenarios/imagines/headcanons/chats/conversations/aesthetics/alomst anything) REQUESTS ARE OPEN! (for promts from this list and from the first one)

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The notes that explain what happened in the HYYH era aka BTS’ past MVs that resulted in many questions and theories were included in BTS’ Love Yourself ‘HER’ album. Find below the links to the English translations: 

SEOKJIN HERE

YOONGI: HERE

HOSEOK HERE

NAMJOON HERE

JIMIN HERE

TAEHYUNG HERE

 ↬ prompt: “Close your eyes.”

↬ rating: m

↬ summary: It didn’t matter how many times you slapped yourself, but when those eyes of his landed on you, it was like time had stopped. Pharaoh!Taehyung —smut.

I. II. III. IV. V. VI. 

about: ot12 exo gang!au/criminal!au, reader insert, [mainly] reader’s point of view, exo x female reader series warning: explicit language, mentions of blood, torture, death, abuse, alcohol and drugs; slightly suggestive; mentions of prostitution word count: 4,610  Character aesthetics Prologue  ||  1st part coming soon

Jongin’s point of view

“Jongin… are you even listening to me?” A soft voice shook Jongin awake from silently staring at his phone’s screen. He saw the message notification and that never meant any good.

“Yeah-yeah.” Jongin absentmindedly replied not even looking up from the screen and with shaky fingers he opened the message. ‘The building, 22:00. Don’t be late. I am serious.’ Jongin flinched at the message. Every inch in his body was rioting against the idea of going there again. However, he spent way more time there than he ever intended to be.

“Great because I was thinking that I will tattoo your name on my forehead.” The voice spoke again still sounding like distant nonsense mumbling to Jongin.

“Good-good.” He sighed with a burden. What was waiting for him that day? He never knew what kind of work his boss appointed him doing. Is it going to be something light? Is it going to be something sickening?

“Jongin.” The soft voice said but this time more intensely which caused Jongin to look up from his phone and lock it with the power button. He didn’t say anything, instead he looked into the eyes in front of him with confusion and hidden fear. “You were clearly not listening to me.” She smiled smugly causing Jongin’s ear to heat up.

“I was!” He defended himself locking his arms in front of his chest in protest his pouting lips adding a childlike feeling to his chiseled jawline and tall cheekbones.

“Then what did I say just now?” She cocked an eyebrow at him leaning towards in her metal chair.

Exercise/Diet/Losing weight:

I know you’ve heard it before but drink lots of water. Try to get at least 4 glasses of water a day if you can’t get 8.

Make detox water! Add about a teaspoon or two of lemon (just squeeze it out) into a glass of water, mix, and drink! Or you can add any fruit.

Eat slower, try to chew your food 20 times before swallowing it.

Use a smaller plate.

This is the best 4 minute workout for smaller waist, you will see results the next day, and it’s not hard, you won’t #FeelTheBern until you’re almost finished, and when you do, it’ll be in your calves.

Clenching your butt for 10 seconds then letting go can almost be as effective as squats. Almost.

Taking short 15 minute walks can do more than you think.

Whiter teeth:

brush for two full minutes, at least twice a day.

Put a little bit of baking soda on your toothbrush and brush for 2 minutes, unless you have sensitive teeth. Do not do it.

Please for the love of god do not use lemons. The acids in it break down the enamel on your teeth.

Useful/Helpful/Entertaining websites

Get Notify tracks whether the emails sent by you were opened and read by the receiver. It also provides the recipient’s IP Address, location, browser details, and more.

Scr.im converts your email address into a short custom URLs, that can be shared on public websites. This prevents your email id from getting picked up by spam robots, and email stealers who are on a constant lookout from your email id.

Privnote share notes and information that self destructs immediately after it is read, all you have to do is write your note, send the link to the person you want to read it, and once they have read it, the note will be long gone.

zerodollarmovies.com lets you find full-length movies on YouTube.

Unfurlr.come letsfind the original URL that’s hiding behind a short URL; this could help track viruses/unwanted ads/etc, before you click the link.

copypastecharacter.com lets opy special characters (like emojis) that aren’t on your keyboard. (To use, left click on the emoji, then right click where you want to post it).

Use coralcdn.org if a site is down due to heavy traffic.

random.org lets pick random numbers, flip coins, and lots more.

myfonts.com/WhatTheFont lets you know the font name from an image.

polishmywriting.com lets you check your writing for spelling or grammatical errors.

typewith.me lets you work on the same document with multiple people online.

fliptext lets you type anything and flips it so its upside down. To use, just copy/paste.

Make-up/body:

For longer eyelashes, put a little bit of castor oil or petroleum jelly/vaseline on your eyelashes when youre going to bed at night.

Use hair conditioner to shave instead of shaving cream, it makes your legs smoother and it’s a lot cheaper.

Also, buy men’s razors, they’re cheaper and give a deeper  shave.

Here is a great link to how to make sugar wax, all you need is lemon, sugar, and a bit of water. Also includes tips and warnings. 

Tumblr:

No matter how many notes those survey posts have, they don’t work. You will not get paid “two times a week, $50 each time”. I’ve tried it and I can confirm that it’s bullshit.

Make your own posts. Reblogging things won’t get you any followers. Neither do those “follow for follow” posts.

You can view people’s blog without a theme by adding /mobile to the url. If someone has an ip tracker and you don’t want to show up on their ip tracker view their blog under /mobile 

You can’t find the identity of an anon by blocking the anon and looking at your ignore list, blocking anons doesn’t add anybody to your ignore list.- blocking the anon will ONLY prevent them from sending any more anons, they are not blocked off anon.

Please for the love of god get xkit, Missing e, and tumblr hate if you can, they will make your tumblr experience so much more enjoyable and easier.

You can view your tagged posts in chronological order. To do that, add /chrono to the end of a tag URL like this: http://[username].tumblr.com/tagged/[tag name]/chrono

You can find out what posts are posted on a specific date. You can do this by typing http://[username].tumblr.com/day/[year]/[month]/[day]

When you enter your Tumblr username (or any Tumblr username) on trntbl, you can hear all the music you’ve blogged/reblogged.

Postlimit.com can show you how many things you’ve posted today, how many more you can before you hit post limit, your blog age, your last post, and a few other things, all you need to do is write in your url, you can also check other people’s stats too (no password needed).  

You can connect your email to Unroll.me and it’ll give you a list of emails you are subscribed to and you can unsubscribe from them with a push of a button, it won’t link you to a new page or anything.

if you are looking for a particular post in your blog and only remember a certain word or phrase, you can always do this: yoururl.tumblr.com/search/keyword

Other:

Use a disposable razor to clean lint off jeans.

If you get a call from a telemarketer, don’t say anything, just press “9” on your phone, it’ll add your number to the don’t-call list.

On some vending machines, if you press the buttons in the order 4, 2, 3, 1, you can get free drinks!

Although I don’t encourage you to, if you press the numbers 432112311 in a vending machine and immediately push and hold the coin return button, change will fall into the tray.

If you participate in online dating, drag their profile images into google to see if that picture is used anywhere else.

Hola unblocker is an extention on Chrome that removes region locks and allows you to watch BBC iPlayer, Netflix, Hula, Pandora, and more regardless of where you live. It doesn’t require any set up and works right out of the box.

If you ever accidentally close a tab while you were still working on something, don’t worry, ctrl+sh+t (control, shift, the letter t) will bring it back.

Putting a flat pillow outside in the sun for 30 min fluffs it back up.

If it’ll take you two minutes to finish, do it.

Using your phone while its charging damages the battery. Same goes for laptops/tablets/etc. Don’t do it.  

Places to watch movies/t.v. shows for free: putlocker, megashare9, watch32, let me watch this, couchtuner (tv shows only), cokeandpopcorn (tv shows only) .

The best acne fighting foods are watermelons, oranges, carrots, spinach, figs, whole grains, green tea, water, and almonds.

If you order papa john pizza online, use the code 25OFF for 25% off, valid only until the end of 2016.

Squeeze the juice out of a lemon and mix it with baking soda until you have a creamy thick paste. Apply it to your skin and leave it on for 15-20 minutes and rinse it off with cold water. Afterwards, your pores will be clean and your skin will be very soft.

If you’re moving into a new place, change the locks.

Cartoons for free

When heating leftovers, space out a circle in the middle of the plate. This will heat everything up evenly.