ama's kpop writing blog!

[ama|18|she/her] 

I conjure my secret ability; comparing things to other things!! 

I am definitely not a scenario or long form writer because that's strictly reserved for curating essays on why I should be hired as ateez’s storyboard writer

i will get back to you after three to four months of maladaptive dreaming! but to conserve my mental health i might have to do units so POLL TIME

side note: you can find the hyung line ver here (again, i preface that this is not the sexy kind of vampire. these are loser vampires.)

San:

I am aware of his status as ‘most-likely-to-be-sexy-supernatural’, but something about him screams average suburban vampire. Your local blood sucking ghoul. I can see him smiling and accidentally scaring a child because he showed his fangs. Putting his blood bags into a yeti cup so he can take it to his favourite spot at the park. Learning how to cook to give his friends nice meals. That being said I can see him using his powers to play pranks on people, like stealing the toilet paper in a train station stall; or tying people’s shoelaces together.

Wooyoung:

Idiot stupid dummy vampire. Smudged eyeliner and oversized leather jacket, and probably tells people openly that he is a vampire. I feel like he’d give his pals piercings by biting on their ear, and charge them $5 for it. Gotta make a living somehow. When you watch twilight with him, he thinks its cool to point out every inaccuracy, as though you care at all. Goes to the club and follows creepy men home to drink their blood; and then walks out on the street with blood on his face like ‘happy Halloween!’ Baby it’s march 

Mingi:

Probably scared that he will scare anyone for any reason at any time. Looks like he would strangle a baby if it tried to look at him, but in reality he has a collection of dried pressed flowers in a book. Super gentle but suck with the face of a warlord with a kill count in the six digits. Whimsical and inviting in nature. Writes poetry about the human condition and is too embarrassed to publish it anywhere. 

Jongho:

(tosses this post like i throw bread at stray birds) there's your meal for the year

NCT 2022 as your final school presentation partner

side note: since i am the principal at this uni/college/higher education establishment I have decided that this will be for an english presentation. also i do realise that this does not count as a part two but dont worry i might do one in about seven years time!

Johnny: You stare holes into his laptop from across the lecture hall once your partner is announced. He thinks you’re just curious about what he’s watching, and turns the screen to reveal a custom car parts video. Despite your initial apprehension-and failing to convince your professor to change partners, he is a fairly decent partner (he made the google doc) and contributes his fair share (he offered to do most of the talking). Shows up 20 minutes late to the actual class absolutely hammered but takes it like a champ. 6/10, thanks for making the google doc, mate.

Taeil: Everything is fine until he tells you that he can't work in the campus library- he HAS to be in his dorm room. You nod along, already mentally reminding yourself to bring pepper spray in case you enter his room and there are star wars posters. Definitely INSISTS on playing music, and sings to it like his life depends on it. Like no babe, your life depends on these slides you're neglecting. Turns the script into a song to memorise it faster, and you can't believe it actually helped the both of you. No star wars posters, so the pepper spray was left untouched, 8/10, ♫ Good moooooorning everyoooooone today we will be discusssssing Littleee woomeeeeeen♫

Taeyong: For a party guy, he’s super nice and willing to do the work- it’s just that he has a horde of friends that tail him everywhere. It’s not exactly productive to be in the library (quiet) with ten dudes chatting up a storm (not quite) two tables away. Offers to buy you coffee because he feels bad, so at least your wallet is happier than your ears. During the presentation, his bros are attentively taking notes and roar into applause when you conclude the presentation. 6/10 The chorus of “MY BRO IS SO SMART” is oddly sweet, and you are thankful one of them added on “AND YOU TOO LADY” Because yeah, you too lady!

Yuta: Offers you a 100 dollar note to finish it by yourself, and when you decline he’s like ‘oh ok i’ll do it then’. You thought about changing your career goals to becoming a cultural negotiator, because that was easy. Does the absolute bare minimum, and flirts with you the entire time- shoes up on the library table and all. But it’s not all that bad, because he teaches you how to accessorize and shows you his cool tattoo. During the presentation you looked scared and plain next to him, mostly because he was decked out in full leather and facial jewelry. 4/10, could’ve told you there was a dress code. 

Kun: Lets you work at his nice apartment right outside of campus. How can he afford it? You don’t want to ask! Makes a plan on how to equally divide the workload, always texts you updates on his slides, offers advice if you need it and is generally a fantastic partner. Once the presentation is over, he resumes his role in your life as the nice guy you look at from two rows below you. 10/10 next project you’ll try to be his friend. Next project…

Doyoung: ACADEMIC WEAPON. Mate, you don’t even see this guy. He just randomly emails you a utterly phenomenal proposal for the project, you reply “this is great! When are you free to work on it?” He just attached the finished thing. It’s bulletproof, with great analyzes, and even has potential questions + answers for you to review. You meet for the first time AT the presentation, and when you ask him why he just did everything, he stone-faced replies: “I’m very passionate about metaphors.” 8/10 You were also very passionate about them, but clearly not as much as he was.

Ten: On his phone when your group was assigned; so you decide to approach him. Which was your first mistake, because once you enter a ten meter radius of him you begin sweating- and you’re only mildly offended asks who you are. You two work in his friend’s tattoo studio (why does his friend have a tattoo studio), and he will doodle up designs for you unprompted. You are 1) impressed at how good he is at drawing 2) forgetting that THERE IS A PROJECT FOCUS BITCH. 4/10 you failed, but got a sick tattoo that’s better than Yuta’s.

Jaehyun: In shows, the jock is usually an idiot until the last moment, where he magically develops super smart sense and aces the project. Not Jaehyun though, he’s a fucking moron. At some point, you just have to tell to shut up; he’s a good partner until he opens his mouth. Hey, at least his face is nice to look at, and you know who to call if you need someone’s head knocked in. 6/10 What do you mean you don’t know what a proposition is? You’re taking an ENGLISH DEGREE!

Winwin: Will be twenty minutes late. Will also bring his roommate’s dog over, which you don’t know if you’re thankful for or not. You two will interact with the social aptitude of two underdeveloped microorganisms; and he will combust if you look at him for more than a second. Not in the flustered, more in the apathetic introverted way. 4/10, you had never been so silent in your entire schooling years.

Jungwoo: Lovely boy, thank the stars you got partnered with him and not Jaehyun. The only disconcerting thing about him is that he has to type lying on his belly with his feet kicking in the air. But fuck it! You join him, and suddenly you two are middle school girls gossiping about academic essays. You both spend more time decorating the slides than finding information. 10/10 You do think that he is your long lost other half.

Mark: Despite this being a completely professional situation; with no romance and barely even any possibility for friendship, he still manages to have zero rizz. Zero Academic Rizz, as one might call it. But when he’s not embarrassing himself by stuttering eight times in five words, he gives you decent feedback and is surprisingly emotionally intelligent for being a man. Brought you a half-melted chocolate bar before the presentation because the day before you complained about cramps. 9/10 You go, Mark! Even if you mispronounced ‘theoretically’ in front of the theory teacher! 

Xiaojun: Right there alongside Taeil with the massive inclination to sing his heart out. I do imagine that he is also studying musical theatre, so god bless your heart. Do you know how distracting it is to hear phantom of the opera while you study catcher in the rye? To be fair, he also lets you occasionally listen to Nicki Minaj, which he turns into melodic opera. 2/10, he ended the presentation with ♫anyyyyyyyyy quueeeeeeeeestions♫ and you wanted to die.

Hendery: Goofy (derogatory) Silly (insultingly) Despite not knowing him before this presentation, you forcibly grew so close with him in the span of a week that you began smacking him with your laptop every time he went on a tangent. Even if you had screaming matches outside the library (you got kicked out), you two still managed to make an outstanding social commentary within the amazing world of gumball. 10/10, he got yelled at for dancing while the professor asked her question. 

Renjun: He regards you the same way you regard your friend’s 13 year old, freshly intellectually sentient sibling. Is definitely more interested in texting his friends than talking to you, but you like it that way (you think to yourself spitefully). You purposely don't decorate his slides, but his script is so good that the professor doesn't even notice it. 1/10, the one point is for when he told you that you formatted your script wrong. 

Jeno: Asks if you can come to the gym and work with him there. At first you say no, but it seems like his schedule is severely booked, and you finally relent. It sort of looks like you are his secretary, with your laptop in your hands, typing the words his grunts out between sets. All things considered, he knows alot about the topic without having to reference anything. The project is finished within three sessions, and you are forced to do some exercise 3/3 times. 8/10, the smell of sweat is horrendous, but he makes a pretty good personal trainer. One more! One more! You got this!!

Haechan: You both didn’t get anything done. Not for the lack of effort, but for the sheer amount of banter. And fighting. Lots of fighting- but your favourite colours are opposites, how were you meant to find the best slide background? The project’s pushed to the night before, and the two of you spend 5 hours straight at a McDonalds, drinking copious amounts of coke zero and ignoring the minimum wage workers trying to tell you that you shouldn’t order any more fries. 2/10, he threw said fries at you and the salt lodged itself in your keyboard.

Jaemin: Neither of you want to do the work, so he finds an existing presentation on the topic and you just… steal it. When the professor confronts you both about the obvious plagiarism, Jamein induces WW2 mental warfare to psychologically manipulate the professor into thinking she’s crazy, and that she was being unprofessional by assuming her students couldn’t produce a high quality of work. 10/10 After the presentation, Jaemin whispered to you: “Victory by any means necessary.”

Yangyang: Imagine this, 3AM, two students sitting at the library with drained faces, staring at a blank laptop screen. That’s what working with yangyang is like. Since both of you were procrastination-fueled learners, there was nothing to do but wait until the dreadful deadline approached and suddenly, you both would turn into geniuses. You moved for the first time in an hour when he offered to drive to burger king. 5/10 BURGER KING! The idea of a whopper ignites your ability to start the slides. 

Shotaro: Like Jungwoo, is a pleasure to work with, even if he is a little unremarkable. That being said, both of you had no idea how to answer one of the questions, and the two of you just exchanged concerned glances until the professor answered it for you. 5/10, both of you went to starbucks after to freak out and celebrate simultaneously.

Sungchan (I REALISED I SPELT HIM NAME WRON GIN THE OTHER POST OMG IM SO SORRY GIRL): This dude probably refuses to do work until you threaten him with either physical or mental torture (your choice, artistic interpretation) and he makes an extra effort to press each key as loudly as he can with a typing speed of half a word per minute. 2/10 During the actual presentation you two can’t stop from fighting to the point that the professor has to split you two apart. 

Chenle: You kill him. 0/10. Smack him over the head, and he still maintains the bratty disposition. He is the test sent by God, and one you cannot pass. 

side note: this is not a sexy-blood dripping down chin interpretation (as much as I wish it was) might do the maknae line if i dont forget this acc exists

HONGJOONG:

The kind that has tried every lasting occupation known to man. He was probably an oil paint portrait artist whenever those were a thing, a philosopher and then a nursery daycare teacher all in the span of fifty years. Any form of vampirism takes a backseat to his colourful portfolio, and I firmly believe he is currently a haute couture designer for vintage pieces; and only drinks the blood of people who refuse to ethically source their leather and furs. The image of him living in some apartment in Paris smoking a cigarette (that has a hole in it because of his fangs) is perfect to me.

SEONGHWA:

The brooding, edward cullen type. I’m talking; hand perpetually covering ¾ of his face, avoiding sunlight at all costs, falls in love with some pale girl kind of edward cullen. He has to move every ten years because all the women feel like cougars when they go after him despite him being at least double their age. He lives in some dusty cob-webbed mansion in the forest during the weekends but his real house is a small flat and he’s best friends with his elder neighbour who he has dinner with sometimes. Wears contacts to cover his eye colour but it's not strong enough so people think he’s always wearing red Halloween contacts.

YUNHO :

Newly turned vampire who just wants to go back to his normal life. Has trouble controlling his cravings and tries to drink a gallon of tomato juice because that's what google told him to do. He got violently sick and now just sticks to blood bags. Doesn’t understand why he’s always surrounded by crows and black cats (he is a dog person) but is very thankful to have so many furry friends. Definitely the type to accidentally show his strength by breaking the football goal net, or accidentally shaking someone’s hand very tightly because he was excited. People thought he was a werewolf, honestly.

YEOSANG:

side note: this is loosely based on that frat guy’s tiktok bc it made me shit my pants laughing so hard

Johnny: Would ask you if you were okay, and if you said no he’d offer to get you a red cup filled with water.As you drank it, he’d probably ask you about how much you drank, and subtly judge you for being a lightweight. Afterwards, he’d ask the first person he saw to take care of you instead. 4/10, you think he was definitely one of the party hosts.

Taeil: Scream first, ask later. Immediately feels bad for scaring you afterwards, and sits cross-legged on the disgusting toilet floor to hold back your hair. If you have short hair, he would just awkwardly have a hand on your shoulder while he told you it’ll be okay, and where your friends were. What started as a terrible encounter actually left you feeling better. 8/10.

Taeyong: Stand frigidly at the door because he just wanted to wash his hands. After some time, his presence bugs you more than the puke coming out your nostrils, so you try to ask him if HE’S okay, but end up throwing up halfway through. He comes to his senses and asks you if you’re okay, and offers to help you to your car. You decline. 5/10, you felt sort of bad, and he tried.

Yuta: Thinks you’re just drunk, so he laughs at you until he realises you’re actually sick. Apologises and pulls out a tin of mints from his back pocket to give you. Leans against the toilet wall and teaches you a bunch of breathing techniques to stop the nausea. When you’re feeling better and ask him how you knew all of this, he claimed his friends had a habit of getting wasted. After leaving the toilet together he disappears into the crowd and you never see him again. 10/10, you think it was an apparition of Jesus that saved you. 

Kun: The moment he sees you deflated over the bowl he lunges into that bathroom with the power of a man with maternal instinct developed against his will. Asks you what you drank/ eaten, if you have allergies, if you were hanging out with dodgy men- everything. Once he’s gotten an entire college report on your wellbeing he gets you some water and wipes your face for you. He helps you out of the bathroom and takes you outside for some fresh air while he calls you a cab. 10/10, you spend the rest of the week trying to figure who this magic man was. 

Doyoung: Opens the door, sees you there and instinctively shuts the door. After a few seconds he comes back in to ask if you need any help, even though it sounds a little disgusted. Not wanting to bother him, you tell him you’re fine and writhe in misery. You don’t see him again until a lecture next week where you find out he’s the guy who sits next to you and lends you his pens. He doesn’t recognise you from the party and now you sit there with the thought that mr. straight-A-nice-guy has seen you at your worst. 2/10. 

Ten: Is the person Johnny sent to check up on you. You get your third “Wow, you look like shit” of the night, and almost want to punch him in the face. But he’s surprisingly patient, and takes it upon himself to shoo away anyone who tries to come into the bathroom. Even has water and little mints like he was prepared for this. He sits on the sink and watches you throw up your entire soul and essence, and claps for you once you say you think you’re done. The next morning you bump into him and he’s like “oh my god this is what you look like without the running makeup?” and you decide that you will haunt him when you inevitably die of embarrassment. 7/10, he fixed your eyeliner before you left.

Jaehyun:  Offers a “You…good?” and regardless of your answer he leaves anyway. When you get back to the party with another drink, he cautiously approaches you to take it off your hands, and no matter how much you try to complain to your friends about it, they say you should feel lucky because of how hot he was. 0/10. You’ll kill him. 

Winwin: He seems like the kind of guy who doesn’t go to the bathroom at parties. Like, the ‘i’ll just wait until I get home’ sort. But if he saw you looking unwell he’d ask one of your friends to make sure you didn’t drink too much. The next day he would keep a lookout for you in any of his lectures to make sure you got home alright that night. If you looked particularly worse for wear, he’d give you an energy drink on your desk, claiming he ‘bought too many’. 9/10, spared you the embarrassment and was a good sport about it.

Jungwoo: An impressed sort of “Woahhhh.” because he’s never actually seen someone throwing up at a party before. After another dry heave from you he offers to call you a cab, and you say you’re fine. Of course he doesn’t believe it, and stays in the bathroom until you’re either fine to leave, or get so sick he calls that cab for you anyways. You apologise to him for ruining his night but he insists that it’s okay, and gives you a really adorable smile. 7/10, definitely tells his friends that he did a good deed after you’ve left.

Lucas: There’s something oddly comforting about a frat boy freaking out over you throwing up. Granted, you could not tell if it was over how you were lying down on the rancid floor or your actual state, but either way, you appreciated his concern. Made sure you got back to your friends safely. 5/10, i would say this is standard procedure.

Mark: Panics the most of anyone on this list. Like, completely loses his shit trying to find a way to help you. Almost trips on your discarded shoes, drops his phone, the whole nine. It gets to a point where you stop throwing up just to calm him down. In a reverse psychology sort of way, it was him freaking out that helped you feel better. You two spend the next 20 minutes sitting on the floor asking the other person if they’re okay and also how his friends were all drunk. He insists he’s fine, but his palms are still sweaty and his ears are still red. 8/10, strangely endearing, and ultimately helpful.

Xiaojun: Is also on the verge of throwing up. Ran to the first bathroom available only to see that you’d also been sick and had forgotten to lock the door (rookie mistake). He barely manages to shut the door before the sound of puking makes him sick, and the two of you are stationed on opposite sides of the bathroom. Ten minutes later you’re both just silently gargling water side by side at the sink, not daring to even look each other in the eye. When you two left, your friends asked you what happened, and if you had hooked up with the other guy who had sneaked off. Not wanting to relive the traumatic duo-throw up experience you just had, you just meekly agree and carry on with your life. 1/10, now your friends giggle and catcall him whenever you walk by each other. You don’t have the heart to tell him why.

Hendery:  Same as Jungwoo, just sort of marvels at the core memory you’re currently experiencing. Debates taking a selfie with you in the background, but he considers the moral repercussions of doing so and decides to help instead. For some reason he starts by introducing himself rather than asking if you’re okay, and even asks for your name. You obviously cannot answer, so he just hands you the water bottle he’s holding instead. Asks if you want him to chill here while you ride it out, and he is still met with no answer, so he stays. Talks to you about his day and the things he’s seen at the party, and is a surprisingly good storyteller. When you’re done he sticks with you and continues talking to you for the next hour until your friends come to take you back from the stranger bothering you. 7/10, made a new friend.

Renjun: Apologises for intruding and closes the door. Then, you’re left alone until twenty minutes later when he comes back, really needing to use the bathroom. Clearly, you’re not done, and he then creates this system where every three minutes he barges in to see if you’re done. Even when he’s used the bathroom upstairs, he still checks if you’re still in there. At some point he gets you some ibuprofen and a can of seltzer water as a peace offering. 5/10, felt like an emotionally distant father coming to your graduation. 

Jeno: Asks if you want anything, and when you respond that you want the sweet release of death, he crouches next to you and asks if everything is okay at home. Cue a mortified look from you as you realised that the man next to you did not understand sarcasm, which happened to be your only form of communication. He then refuses to leave the bathroom, and insists on talking about what plagues you in your life, even when you’re better and want to get back to your friends. He trails behind you like a puppy, making sure that your friends were nice and that you had a good support system. From then on whenever he sees you on campus he asks about how things are for you. 8/10, (strangest) nicest frat boy you’ve ever seen. 

Haechan: Also drunk, and comes into the bathroom crying over something. You knew him from a few mutual friends, so you balance throwing up and comforting him. He sits right next to the toilet while you pat his shoulder, and he complains about life. Once you’re done and washing up he’s still sitting there, and compliments you on your outfit and hair, in that sort of drunk-girl-in-bathroom way. He drags you to his friend circle, saying that you’re the miracle girl who solved all his problems, clinging onto your arm like a koala. 4/10, each of his friends looked at you with pity in their eyes. 

Jaemin: Thinks you’re Haechan, and enters the bathroom with loud, maniacal laughter. I’m talking about the most forced, villainous cackle you thought only your evil aunt was capable of. You stop puking just to turn around and give him the stank eye, to which he drops the smile and stares at you like a living corpse. He then turns around in a full 180 degree spin and saunters off without closing the door or an apology. When you try finding him later, he’s nowhere to be seen. If Yuta was the apparition of Jesus, Jaemin was a petty imp. 1/10, you felt like staying off alcohol for the rest of your life. 

Yangyang: Texts Ten on how to help you, and he gets an angry phone call on how “It’s not my job to help drunk girls! Google exists!” But tells him how to help anyway. He’s a little awkward with you, rushing in and out of the bathroom with things like water and ibuprofen, all the while asking if he could do anything else to help you. He even offers his shoes, noticing the blisters on your feet from the heels you were wearing, and goes through the rest of the party bare-footed. When you go to return his shoes the next day, he’s an absolute mess, red-faced and spluttering the whole time. 9/10, his effort made you believe that sometimes men were ok.

Shotaro: No idea what to do. Does he call someone? Ends up standing there until you’ve realised he’s there, and at that point you’re feeling much better. You wash up and quickly leave the bathroom, apologising to him for holding it up. He tries to tell you it’s okay, but he’s too late and ends up feeling a little bummed out. If he sees you again, he’ll definitely say sorry. 3/10, poor guy.

Shungchan: Does not see you because he came into the bathroom looking at his phone. When he looks up he’s like “when the fuck did you get here” and you’re like how??? Did you not see me??? Definitely wonders what on earth you drank to get so wasted, but is afraid that you’ll puke on him if you say something rude, so he just wishes you the best and leaves you alone. 0/10, felt like another emotionally distant father and reminded you that you needed to call him sooner or later.

Chenle: Was wandering around when you ran past him, drinking spilling everywhere and green in the face. Wondering what the drama was, he sort of followed you until he came across the opened toilet door and you were absolutely unloading today’s lunch into a sink. At first he was sort of disappointed that you weren’t running to beat up a cheating boyfriend, but he still felt bad and asked if you were alright. Definitely went to ask Kun to come help you since he had no idea what he was doing, and from then on you were taken care of. 6/10, I would call him nosy but this is exactly what I would do, so…

side note: i will not be taking criticism nor do i care that i know nothing about the houses.

Johnny: I was debating between gryffindor and slytherin and I chose Slytherin but only because sometimes I feel like he can be kinda bitchy so there he goes with the snakes ig 🤷 actually I change my mind he looks good in red so it’s gonna be gryffindor.

Taeil: Gryffindor because he has to be courageous to deal with the audacity of everyone else at any given moment. Also red is his colour period.

Taeyong: ok like hear my out he’s like crazy on stage but idk he seems kinda nice so I’m going to put him in hufflepuff. Just a swell guy who likes his friends. 

Yuta: ravenclaw because every time I look at him I get this horrible feeling that he’s planning the end of the world and there’s nothing I can do to stop it. But like in a sexy way.

Kun: ummmm either ravenclaw or hufflepuff. I’m trying to maladaptive daydream as hard as I can to get clear results, but I can only do so much :( 

Doyoung: girlllll slytherin. The only other man I’ve ever seen with such a powerful side eye is my father. My father has a very powerful side eye. Is doyoung my father?

Ten: slytherin. next. 

Jaehyun: I’m going to hurl him as hard as I can into Gryffindor and slam the door shut. just look at him. It’s giving BRAVE YOUNG MAN energy u feel??? It’s giving quidditch captain…

Winwin: RAVENCLAW! That's what my brain screamed when I typed his name. I am the hat I make the rules xoxooxoxoxox

Jungwoo: the thin line between a slytherin and a hufflepuff has never been so thin before… he’s so bitchy… but also… so nice…. 

Lucas: 🤨 very obviously gryffindor…. Will not be giving him any more screen time…

Mark: Bro he literally looks like Daniel Radcliffe how could I not give him the grief in door 🤨🤨 also like something about his accent and BOY-LIKE charm just gives it away.

Xiaojun: Hufflepuff because he gets embarrassed very easily and he had that phase where his eyebrows were dyed yellow. 

Hendery: Ravenclaw. but in a satirical ironic camp sort of way. 

Renjun: would he kill me if I didn’t put him in ravenclaw? I feel like there’s a gun to my head. Ravenclaw it is.

Jeno: Can walk himself RIGHT next to Jaehyun into the Manly-Man-Man gryffindor section of the function hall. Walk and never return, frat boy.

Haechan: Slytherin. I feel like he would claim he could talk to snakes but in reality he would use that as an excuse to shittalk everyone. (claiming: “it wasn’t me it was the snake who said it?”)

Jaemin: Is the sorting hat. He decides people’s houses based on their zodiac signs.

Yangyang: Slytherin. He can schnappi schnappi his way into the reptile enclosure for all I care. In a few days he’d probably have them all wearing $1000 Nike sneakers.

Shotaro: Hufflepuff. Nice boy, very sweet. Hufflepuff is for all the nice people.

Sungchan: Slytherin because I could see him in a green robe and he looks good in it. Gives off little bastard vibes but I cannot be sure. It is only a matter of time before I prove it… Mark my words…

Chenle: Slytherin and honestly I think apart from Mark this is the most obvious one. When he sat under the hat it laughed at him and was like “Bro have you seen yourself GREEN it is” His main hobby is cutting up the robes of his seniors and blaming it on Jisung to fuel fights.

XIAOJUN

Perfume that makes you smell like a warm fireplace, that you have ten samples of because you can’t find the full bottle anywhere.

The guy who asks you if he can pet your dog while you’re on a walk/ calls your dog “good boy” and frantically apologises if you tell him she’s a girl.

Laptop chargers that are slightly bent at the tip.

The McDonald's menu changing right before it’s your turn in line to order breakfast.

School T-shirts that have been signed before graduation by all of your classmates.

Kids with missing front teeth who keep showing everyone their archeology scrapbook.

Theatre kids who start crying after you tell them to rehearse a little softer.

The face you make after someone tells you their favourite ice-cream flavour is rum and raisin.

Your favourite polaroid picture that you have clipped above your bed.

Wearing your cardigan for the second day in a row when it’s become extra fluffy and warm.

Someone desperately trying to understand poetry to impress their crush, and having no idea what the bloody hell they're reading.

HENDERY

Like those wooden rocking horses that toddlers play on.

One of those but made specifically made of felt and covered in scratch-n-sniff stickers.

Having your seat changed next to someone you found annoying/ but eventually foster a life-long friendship with him over your shared hate for the chemistry teacher.

A hug from someone who’s not affectionate but knows when you need them most.

Your mom’s best friend’s aunt’s second-removed cousin’s nephew who you meet once every three years.

True crime youtubers/ scary movie reviewers who make the movie less scary with their commentary.

Making pinkie promises even though you’re too old for them.

Bookshelves filled with anything but books. (especially figurines/clutter)

References that become too long-winded and convoluted for anyone to understand.

Instragam posts that do terrible jobs describing zodiac signs.

The criminally underrated enemies-to-besties trope.

YANGYANG

Sneaking out the house at 2am for convenience store runs.

Staring at your phone screen without blinking as you try to learn a really hard tiktok dance.

A really mediocre breakfast. Like cereal with lukewarm milk and a glass of water.

Being strangely prepared for an exam you didn’t study for.

Old pokemon games on the Gameboy advance.

Your best friend being completely apathetic as you cry on the phone, box dye in hand, wailing over your most recent breakup.

The specific scene in every coming of age movie where all the characters are in a bedroom filled with posters/ and they’re all super tired but happy and content for the first time.

Just the act of play fighting/ roughhousing.

Playing with someone’s hair subconsciously.

Picking up the groceries in one trip while wearing your mom's slippers and socks on.

When they try to get your attention at the airport conveyer belt, and accidentally miss their luggage doing so.