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Male character victims only, like the whole role reversal thing is the point of the blog.
You can ask me to write about women characters going yandere for a guy, that works.
Or guys going yandere for other guys! That is also good!
Character x Character is permitted is what I’m saying.
No underage characters though
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Do you guys remember how kidnap fantasies were popular on wattpad because young girls and queer teens were both made to feel shame at the thought of their own sexualities, so the fantasy of being kidnapped totally against their will was a way for them to engage with a romantic or sexual fantasy without feeling morally in the wrong for doing so? Added bonus that the fantasy involved being whisked away from repressive environments like home or school, right?
Finding out that Bram Stoker was in a sexless marriage and that scholars believe that he very likely was closeted gay puts the entire book into perspective as to WHY it reads EXACTLY like a self insert wattpad Dracula kidnap fic:
“I TOTALLY love my wife and would never do anything that an upstanding Good Straight Working Man wouldn’t do but oh nooo, big strong man with broad back and strong enough arms to carry me back to bed like a princess trapped me and claimed me as his, completely against my will 👉👈 But he protects me against the bad evil sexual women (who I assure you, I am TOTALLY sexually attracted to, as any straight man with a choice would be) but trust me, I do NOT want ANY of this. What’s that? The Count is not capable of feeling love? Would be a shame if I had the special ability to change tha-”
This is also the fantasy behind all those old bodice-ripper romances that people today like to mock or call problematic, by the way.
“Oh, my next forty years are going to consist of nothing but washing dishes and keeping house and bearing children for the disdainful man I married right out of high school because my parents said college was for men and I had no other obvious life path open to me? What if a pirate captain thought I was worth stealing away from it all? [what if I ran away but no-one could blame me for leaving]?”
#I read an article a long time ago about a woman who was raised in an incredibly repressive conservative christian community#where all that mattered was purity and virginity etc #She talked about how for a long time rape fantasies were the only way she could derive any pleasure from sex #because she couldn’t feel safe exploring the idea of wanting sex #it wasn’t really ABOUT rape or eroticizing assault or whatever #it was about creating a scenario where she was free from the shame associated with wanting #i think this is true of a lot of icky-seeming stuff in romance and erotica #it’s an imaginary scenario where nothing you don’t really want actually happens #but you can’t be blamed or feel guilty for it #you didn’t do anything wrong#anyway that article changed my perspective a lot #i think there’s also something to be said for people who have felt ugly and undesirable their whole lives #enjoying fictional scenarios where a hot alpha werewolf or whatever is so attracted to them he ‘cant help himself’ or whatever #because it can also be really shameful to want to be desired #when you feel like youre ugly and gross ( @headspace-hotel )
Some Naruto Villains initial reaction to being kidnapped
Itachi
Remaining calm.
Completely confident Kisame will retrieve him. They're good friends and the kiri nin has a thing about sacrificing teammates for the mission.
Pays close attention to everything his captor does or says with the same attention to detail his captor has for him. For far more lethal reasons of course.
Won't react very much regardless of what happens to him, master of dissociation.
Is more annoyed than disturbed over being kidnapped for personal rather than professional reasons.
Kisame
DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR
Either he or his captor are dying today no matter what he has to do to make it happen.
Very unlikely he learns the reason he got kidnapped, he's a bit busy trying to murder someone. Plus it's completely reasonable of him to assume he's about to be tortured to death by an enemy ninja anyway so may as well go down swinging.
Could only be non-lethally subdued by an incredibly strong genjutsu or finding a way to deplete his last chunk of chakra without him realizing.
Given how much he trains with genjutsu master Itachi and his monster chakra reserves both those options are... Not easily viable.
Sasori
.... He's not this creepy is he? He's not right?
Like he knows he comes off creepy when he talks about making people into puppets and keeping their bodies forever but that's a professional sort of obsession. Perfectly acceptable.
Not worried about what will be done to him. He removed most of his nerve endings and all of his genitalia so there's a very short list of things his captor could do to make him miserable.
Refusing to shut the fuck up is certainly on that list though. At least it's all compliments. Fucked up compliments but still better than Deidera's chatter.
Second fastest to start trying to emotionally manipulate his captor. "If you truly loved me you'd give me my limbs back. I worked very hard to make them as spectacular as they are."
Deidara
SCREEEECH
He's all bravado and cockiness until he learns why he's been kidnapped, after that it's all kicking and screaming.
Might pass out from hyperventilation.
Is freaked out enough that he'll start screaming for Tobi of all people to come save him. He promises he'll be nicer, the best senpai ever!
If his captor tries to touch him he will throw up.
Hidan
Room temperature take but jokes on you he's into that shit.
Violent obsessiveness? Hot. Basement dungeon? Erotic. A selection of restraints and little devices? Baby, you spoil him. You worship him? Where have you been all his life?
Nothing says love to a Jashinist like sadomasachism and claiming you want to eat their heart out of their body during sex.
Where other people see their worst nightmare, Hidan is only gonna see wifey/hubby/spousey material. This is probably how Jashinists get married honestly.
Unless his captor is a softer brand of yandere, Hidan is extremely susceptible to falling in love with them and going yandere on them right back. It would be sweet if there wasn't so much blood.
Kakuzu
The opposite of into this shit.
Wonders if he's cursed to deal with rabid unhinged psychopaths for the rest of his stupid immortal life.
This is probably the only time he's ever wished Hidan were here instead of someone else, at least Hidan doesn't try to kiss him. Well not when he's sober anyway.
Does not hold back on the insults, screw the consequences he's going to verbally tear his captor a new one if it gets him killed.
Will froth at the damn mouth if his captor coos over how cute it is.
Orochimaru
Ah, it appears he's been serving cunt a little too close to the sun.
Goes straight into emotional manipulation and deception. Oh he's so impressed at captor's competence, look at him batting his eyelashes.
Uh huh, yeah, come closer, little bit more. Get right into biting distance. He's so totally out of chakra and vulnerable.
Will throw the most feral hissy fit in the world once he realizes manipulation won't work. The brattiest darling in the universe.
Also the first to make demands of his captor. He wants an omelette for breakfast, he needs a different hairbrush, this isn't enough pillows, he's running out of things to read go get him more. The only way for him to cope with any situation is to act like he's in control of it, even if he has to be completely delusional to achieve it.
I really don't understand what's so hard for people to wrap their heads around that the mindset of "Pass my purity test or I won't give you my vote, and even if you do what I want I still probably won't vote for you, and I have no problem whatsoever inflicting Republicans on other marginalized people if I don't get my personal blowjob" is exactly the sort of behavior that's going to make people hate you and not want to coalition-build with you.
The far-left's constant threat of inflicting Republicans on everyone else when they don't get their way is peak white privilege, no matter if they're marginalized in some other way (LGBT white people).
Overwatch Guys Initial Reaction To Being Kidnapped
Genji
This is a terrible dream, he’s having it because he watched too much bad anime and he’ll wake up soon! He just needs to wake up.
He is not waking up and he is instead beginning to panic.
He can’t move his stupid metal body parts and he can’t carry all that weight with just one arm, he can’t even drag himself across the floor!
Ok, ok, maybe he can reason with his captor. They think they like him right? They wouldn’t want him to be miserable then right?
“Let’s talk this out, you’re obviously going through something so let’s umm… work on that together. Let’s just talk ok?”
Hanzo
Refuses to give up on fighting his way out until he physically cannot move anymore.
He WILL escape if he can just power his way through.
This will not be how he dies! It just can’t!
Would anyone even look for him if he was stuck here? Would anyone even notice he was gone at all? What kind of life has he lived that the only one who cares where he is, is the person who is holding him hostage? If he gets out of this alive he promises to be better, to be kinder to everyone around him, he promises!
“You cannot keep me here! I am not meant to be here and I will kill you before I let you imprison me!”
Zenyatta
Well, this is… A new one.
He’s disturbed and deeply uncomfortable in a way he’s never experienced before. It’s not an experience he wants to repeat. Ever.
He tries to calm his captor down and uses harmonic energy to put them in a more agreeable state of mind. This has the opposite effect he wants and his captor is now physically holding him. If he had skin, it would be crawling.
Please let him leave, he has people who rely on him and a goal to accomplish.
“I am afraid I cannot return your feelings in any way. You will gain nothing by restricting my freedom and keeping me from my loved ones, please, release me.”
Cassidy
Haha- What the fuck???? What in the nine layers of boiling hell???
One second he was sitting at the bar with some random trying to chat him up and now he’s tied up on a floor with that same rando staring at him.
Starts yelling very quickly. Will not stop yelling and swearing until his voice gives out.
He yells about how his friends will all look for him! A bunch of them are geniuses too! And super tough! His kidnapper will never get away with this!
“Winston’s gonna triangulate my position using an empty whiskey bottle and damn paperclip! This whole place is going sky fucking high you crazy bastard!”
Soldier76
He’s so done. He can’t even muster any actual emotions at this point he just- He’s just so fucking tired.
Talon? Sure. Gun fights? Regular Tuesday. Nearly dying? Happens all the time. This shit? He can’t even deal with this on the most basic of levels right now.
This cannot be happening, this is just not a thing that can happen. It’s impossible.
But no, he can’t even think that for a second because this crazy person is insisting on talking to him. Talking at him really. Ok he has just enough energy for one sarcastic comment.
“Congratulations, this is the worst date I’ve ever been on.”
Reaper
The least scared.
Until he realizes he hasn’t been captured by any sort of enemy or powerful entity. Just a person. A normal person that just really wants to have him all to themselves.
Then he’s the most terrified he has ever been in his entire existence.
Someone got past every Talon security measure, every one of Moira’s inventions, every one of Sombra’s tracking and spying tools and every one of Reaper’s powers. Just so they could have him to themselves.
“.... What are you going to do to me?”
Junkrat
Screaming, crying, clawing at the walls.
He doesn’t do well in confined spaces and isn’t used to being kidnapped. He’s not taking this well at all.
Mostly because he just can’t understand why he’s there. Why would someone keep him in a cage because they like him??? That doesn’t make sense! Aren’t people supposed to give people they like things? Not take them away?
If this weirdo actually liked him then they would have given him gunpowder, or a cake or just a really cool rock! Why is this crazy person lying to him about something so weird???
“HELP! ROADIE! HANA! FROG GUY! LITERALLY ANYCUNT SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF HERE!”
Roadhog
….. How?
He is, begrudgingly, impressed. He cannot for the life of him figure out how you pulled this off.
He’s huge! How did you move him? How did you get past Junkrat’s traps? For that matter, how did you avoid Junkrat!? Roadhog can’t even do that and he knows everything about Junkrat.
Also why? He’s old, fat and fuck-ugly. Why would anyone kidnap him? You sir/madam/whatever have psychological issues he cannot even begin to fathom.
“The hell is wrong with you?”
Lucio
He’s had nightmares like this.
Obsessive fans aren’t exactly rare and he’s been in uncomfortable situations before, not anywhere near as bad as this but it was enough to give him worries.
He has emotionally prepared for this in a lot of ways everyone else just hasn’t and it’s giving him an advantage. He’s a lot calmer about this.
He just needs to convince a fan to let him out so he can keep doing what they love him for. He just needs to appeal to their emotions.
“I can’t make a difference trapped in here. I won’t be able to make the music you fell in love with, If you let me go then I can keep doing amazing things. You want that don’t you?”
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