-The Hat on the Cat-

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

I wanna eat this old dudes soul.

…I…can’t stop giggling. Like this is some next-level pompous-ass shit.

Bee makes me the cutest bear

If you’re getting mad at someone for adopting a parentless child and bringing that child into a loving home because their skin color doesn’t match then you need to take a good hard look at your priorities, evaluate your life, and ask yourself how you sunk this fucking low.

are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares 

I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.

like on the daily

This is my life

are there any straight superheros? i’ve been reading comics for over ten years and i can’t think of a single superhero who could possibly be straight

the whole concept of flirting is just lost on me most of the time really. whenever someone is like “oh they were flirting with you” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “were you flirting with them?” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “oh you totally were flirting with them!” i’m just like. what. what is flirting. what is going on. what. i have no idea what’s going on. what

I’ve finished entire seasons in a day…

*tumblr collectively laughs*

The last one “compared to others” really hits hard, it shows you how many people born on your birthday are still alive vs. how many died.

YAAAAAAY YOU GO COSBYYKIDD YOU GOT YOUR DISNEY TRIP :D

and the prize for the least convincing alien beast goes tooo…..

yes that’s obviously a human with pointy ears attached

I still cry laughing every time I see this