I thought the Bermuda Triangle was going to be a bigger problem in my life when I was younger

My only constant is the black hair tie around my wrist. No mans gonna be there for me like this hair tie has. No ones presence is gonna b as reassuring

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

I worked in a restaurant for while and a woman climbed past an A board sign, ignored the sign on a the door saying the opening times and trotted on in. When told we were not open she asked why the door was unlocked. My manager explained that it has to be unlocked when people are in the building to comply with fire regulations. Which lead to my favourite exchange with a customer: Woman: But there are no people in here. Manager: Madam. The staff count as people. Woman: That’s ridiculous. *Storms out*

“The staff count as people” has me dead

I work at McDonald's, we open drive-thru @ 6 on weekends and open the lobby @ 6:30. So I'm handing out orders in the window @ 6:15-6:20ish and I turn away from the window to go grab the next bag then turn back around to see moldy mcolderson aka egg biscuit extra egg poking his fucking head thru the window screaming at me to open the door for him. This man came from the darkness out of nowhere. No one could tell me where he walked from or how long he'd been out there. I still have nightmares to this day.

When u look relaxed all the time bc ur dead inside

reblog for the relatable way ryan blandly says “missed” every time he wiffs a shot in a video game

I want to chill but I also want to learn 5 languages

*is still v excited about books but doesn’t have the motivation or concentration to read like I used to*

I feel so attacked because accuracy.

i hate when the teacher’s like “write about a bad time in your life” like i ain’t tryna get a social worker up my ass, thanks tho fam

Anyone calling Ryan Rye-bread makes my heart happy