I like all my S's with two lines thru them shits

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

Me, sick and adding honey to every drink: please heal me I beg you bee juice

Underrated part of womanhood is realizing you’re just like. allowed to go outside looking like shit

people who actually got to party to the songs that came out in 2009-2010 are so lucky too bad i was eleven

like imagine pulling up to a house party and hearing dynamite by taio cruz blasting i’d lose my fucking mind

ok wow I’m old 

what is it about being on a plane that makes people go buckwild for ginger ale literally everyone be ordering it

tummy hurt

free sody

moms are angels

It’s almost 2019… 2018 was the fastest, saddest, most reckless year ever

Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.

This is genuinely hilarious but fuckin terrible