The Reaper of Destruction

“I went many centuries without a Mewmas gift my dear, I do not need a gift. I would be happy just to spend the day in your company.“

“Can I claim to both?“

BAH HUMBUG.

“I am not married, but thing with my girlfriend are going rather well, thank you.“

“No. I get angry, not huffy.“

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“No. Until recently, I was not even aware such a thing was possible.“

“I believe word-play was more popular among the Anglo-Saxons than with the people in the land where I hailed. Here, language was once much more direct.“

“The last Eggs that were here belonged to my Fledgling, and that was two years ago. So it would be safe to say they have.“

“Thankfully, there are no more Eggs here. Why do you ask?“

“That sounds like a splendid idea, Raira. I am actually rather curious about modern literature. A trip to a bookshop sounds like a wonderful use of time.“

“It answers it enough.“

“Courting is different now, than it was in the past. A millennia ago, ‘dating’ did not really exist - not in the way it is now. Even up to a hundred years ago, it was quite different. There was a time where a couple were expected to produce an heir within three months of getting together. That is not the case nowadays, and Raira certainly isn’t that old-fashioned.“

“I do not believe anything is flying over my head.“