It's ya boi Sledge

Glaz: "Do you know what an artist and a sniper have in common?"

Thatcher *from a distance*: "They're both fookin pussys?"

Glaz: "Gah, fuck you grandpa! I'm trying to sound cool!"

Thatcher *still from a distance*: "Shut up ya long distance, landscape paintin', happy little accidents makin', pansy bitch."

Jäger: "I am a GOD amongst men!!!"

Vigil: "You literally just shot someone out a window..."

*9am one sunday at HQ*

Lion: "Okay kiddos welcome to bible studies!"

Jäger: *drops a box on Thermites foot*

Thermite: "FUCK!"

Jäger: "Mr.Lion Thermite said the fuck word."

*At HQ*

*Disgruntled yelling in the background*

Doc: “How long has he been like this?”

Jäger: “About three hours.”

Bandit, standing on top of the kitchen counter: “I am the Earl of Sandwich!!!”

Jäger: “Dominic, put the hoagie down.”

Ash: “Okay guys what’s our plan of attack?”

Blitz: “I say we rush in, grab the hostage, and get out.”

Montagne: “Sounds good.”

Buck: “Let’s do this!”

Not the best quality, but here’s a drawing of bed head Vigil.

Pulse: "Yo Rook, gear up it's go time."

Rook, putting JJ on the floor: "Daddy's got to go now, stay safe little mister."

~6 hours later

Rook: "JJ! Come to daddy."

JJ comes running to Rook.

Rook: "Have you been a good boy, Junior?"

JJ runs behind Rook and hides for a moment.

Jäger shouting in the distance: "Who the fuck pissed in my helmet?!"