Your friendly neighbourhood gay.

but do aliens believe in me….

My kink is getting what I want when I want it

i identify as a walgreens gift card

I need a new tattoo, an orgasm, and a good nights sleep.

What is gay privilege?

better sex

No accidental kids.

Date someone your size and double your wardrobe.

Being able to listen to really good music together because of automatic good taste.

Not being straight.

emotionally im doing the laminated paper wobbling sound

Confess something you've thought about me on anon

the f in frog stands for friendship

the r in frog stands for respect

the o in frog stands for optimism

The g stands for g a y

the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads

The darkest nights produce the brightest stars.

tbh my music taste is so hard to describe like it’s literally everything except for the songs i dont like

Accurate as hell