m a r s a l i s

Say one word. One word, and I’m yours.

bungus

When Mario stubs his toe he says “Ooh, spaghetti”, because “spaghetti” is the most severe word that he knows

so my roomates girlfriend just caught me in the kitchen and its so hard to play it cool when you never see this person you only hear her yowling like a cat in heat while her asshole gets played with so me, trying to act as casual as i possibly could, forgot i was holding an onion and not a delightful apple and bit into it fully expecting a honeycrisp but instead got the equiv of biting solid piss 

lol wtaf. i can’t read a single word of this paragraph

you met a god of yore

The proto indo europeans were wrong to have left Ukraine

what’s the mood for july?

Went outside and it started raining like it does in skyrim

the 2020s are also going to be called the “roaring 20s” but this time its because everyone will always be in a fursuit the whole time

the rawring twenties ^w^

kill me in 2019