Tuesday

its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.

love dan’s little high-pitched voice that he does when he’s roleplaying as the audience. “my dads are fighting!” “do a phil squat!” awwww we’re tiny and annoying in his head <333

*a horse silently spawns next to you*

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

Kill yourself

Thank you

I see so many online wearing so little clothing, some even none at all. I will buy them large coats to keep them warm. We must protect the weak from baring harsh winters.

the sluts are forever grateful

We are all brothers and sisters of Mankind.

like to charge reblog to cast obviously

i hate it when you're heating something up in the microwave and it starts to go snap crackle pop so you take it out but it's still completely cold. shut up then??

i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better

im glad this got some notes!!!! i hope it helps y’all find some measure of peace or comfort <3

This is astonishing. I’m going to use and save.

i just went to cool town and they said they knew u

i also just went to dehydrated town and they said you are a hometown legend

as we march towards a shining era of more people calling their friends "babe" and "sweetheart" platonically, let us also strive towards a brighter tomorrow wherein more couples call each other "bruh" and "my dude" as a term of romantic endearment