(loudly at a bar) oh shit I've lost my pussy! Does anyone have some pussy I can borrow?
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almost home
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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(loudly at a bar) oh shit I've lost my pussy! Does anyone have some pussy I can borrow?

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fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs
"omg baby i'm so wet"
i know
Have and Have Not (2006) Crystal Schenk
Good lord this fucks hard
How many people on the streets have you seen hauling everything they own in a shopping cart? How many people do you know who see one coming and cross the road to avoid it? How would they react to this, a beautiful and priceless work of art of the same shape and form but far more precious craftsmanship, carrying prettier possessions in a much more tasteful way? Ignoring that all the features which give it status and respectability are both unnecessary and fragile, stripping it of its original context and purpose?
How many ugly and unsightly everyday objects are made avant-garde by reducing their function for the sake of heightening exclusivity? Marble bathtubs, geode sinks, gold-plated toilets- things made for a function which are forcibly divorced from that function to earn respect and regard
Why does worsening an item in specific ways signal improvement or status? The fragility and impracticality screams, "I don't actually need this" while sneering in derision, "can you imagine if I needed this?"
Like pretending to blow your nose into a bedazzled tissue
I love it
friend whos always planning everything: hey guys lets do something this week!! when are you all available?
friend whos always available: i can do whenever
friend whos constantly busy: im sorry i have work and then school and then the labyrinth and then more work :( i can do tuesday at 3:00 am for five minutes tho
friend with the randomly generated sleep schedule: (no response)
friend who went missing in the woods behind their house 12 years ago and hasn't been heard from since: (no response)
friend whos really into genshin impact: does anyone want to play genshin impact
ghhgggghh...
finished my first artfight character reference... hopefully more to come...
I'm CJSblu on there btw
awesome attack by @screamerlove!!! thank you this is awesome!!!

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FUCK I'M SORRY
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sweetie theyre only "assless chaps" if you dont wear pants under them. all chaps are assless, thats what chaps are.
havent drawn a self portrait in a while
love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

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I’m so sleepy, I don’t even wanna be injected with the fluids today
fluid time!
Movement nudge, hand mobility! 🙌
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Black Menswear modelled by Black Men
Creative Director Rock Mitchell
The dude in bright orange with the orange umbrella that looks like a peacocks tail.... FAVE
before we start posting that july is gay wrath month let’s consider that july is disability pride month first and foremost. the “be gay do crimes” memes can wait
before this post breaches containment and people start going “why not both hehehe” i want you to seriously consider the very long history of disabled people’s existence being pushed aside and/or seen as secondary. i promise you it’s not going to hurt to hold onto the memes and give disabled people space for visibility and celebration.
i say this as a disabled trans person whose trans identity is made front-and-center to the (mainly cis) people who know i’m trans but my identity as a disabled person is brushed off by the very same people.
why is deltarune full of so many undertale references? was Toby Fox a fan or some thing

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june is over... goodbye pride month, hello disability pride month!!
let's all be disabled this month... together 🤝
if you're not disabled yet: no need to worry! i can help. come closer. /j