coding is hard

Look at the duck’s FACE

moments when grls r Extra pretty : • the lil smile when they put on blush • tying up their hair - bonus points if she pulls out a few strands at the front to frame her face • putting on lotion - bonus if she rubs some on your hands cuz she took too much • pulling their hair out from under a scarf or jacket • when there’s like stray glitter on their faces ? shimmer blush ? eyeshadow ? who knows but it’s angelic • wearing Anything that is too big for them. in general - 2x bonus if it’s yours • when they receive a hot drink and hold it with both hands and just sort of put their face right up close to it

stop trying to procrastinate tomorrow by staying up late. the cruel progression of time stops for no one and you’re going to drag your ass out of bed on 2.5 hours of sleep and slam into a CRV full of toddlers on the highway because your stupid ass thought you could make time go slower by staring at the siren blue light of your phone.

This works as a metaphor for children but also it works perfectly well when played totally straight because horse people are actually like this

it literally took me three solid readings through this to realize that it wasn’t necessarily about horse people, because they are exactly like this

Why is skincare ….., feminized

men weren’t supposed to have skin

Korean War……OVER

When u put 2 and 2 together but get 11 because u found out more information than you wanted to 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

i love giant squid documentaries bc they’re always like “it’s just so big but we just… can’t fuckign f ind it??? ? where is this fucking squid? ? ? ?? ???”