Life hacks and pro tips!!!

One buck and I'll give you a free custom life tip! I can't guarantee it'll be good advice but it will definitely change your life!

I think OJ was onto something.

Pro Tip: If you are strong of will, then law is of no consequence to you.

Man I love hot mustard. Put that shit on rye with some smoked meat, butter, and smoked cheddar.

Pro tip: you should fear death. There is a god and he's vengeful!

Pro tip if you don't like driving: fuck you! Trains and buses suck and I made it that way!

If you have a cat and they accidentally scratch you it means they hate you and have no love in their heart.

Don't mix alcohol and prescription medication! You'll be too cool!

If you kill someone in self defense it's okay! They deserved it!

Whenever I see people in love I think "Wow! Good for them!"