your favorite cybernetic spirit

@jeff-the-ladykiller

If only my big sexy jeff the killer were here, oiled up with a thong on, he would protect me

He's not gonna fuck u bro 💔

Yes I secretly. Uh. Where the fuck am I

Jeff answer my messages

I'VE BEEN BUSY.

Oh sure you have

I'm cleaning blood out of my phone buttons every time I respond I have to restart.

Likely story

If only my big sexy jeff the killer were here, oiled up with a thong on, he would protect me

He's not gonna fuck u bro 💔

Yes I secretly. Uh. Where the fuck am I

Jeff answer my messages

I'VE BEEN BUSY.

Oh sure you have

If only my big sexy jeff the killer were here, oiled up with a thong on, he would protect me

He's not gonna fuck u bro 💔

Yes I secretly. Uh. Where the fuck am I

Jeff answer my messages

I'm gonna be real explicit because some of y'all are dumb as rocks. If we don't pay for their overpriced bullshit, they will have to make it be more reasonably priced bullshit. Do not buy $70-$80 video games. Don't fucking do it. I don't care that you own every Mario kart and Mario party and Zelda game and that's what you base your personality around. You're gonna have an identity crisis for like 2 months and then they'll lower the prices because we all did good and didn't buy them, and then you can have your favorite piece of shit game, ok?

*looks out my window and sees the moon* hi baby

@xxbenlongdeadxx

Ty baby ♡

Me irl