You Dont Have To Be Here Y'know

can’t wait to be choked by a hand that has our wedding ring on

Girl math is not wanting to get pregnant + having the feral urge to get creampied during ovulation.

My problem is I wanna fuck after we fucked then fuck again & again & again

pro tip: breeding feels good. it feels good to be bred. raw sex is the best, most natural kind of sex. you will feel deeply satisfied once you are successfully bred.

It's so satisfying because it's what millions of years of evolution have etched into your instincts. It satisfies your desires in a way that nothing else can.

When I die, will you sext me through a Ouija board?

Groggy morning sex that puts us both back to sleep 💤

at this point i'm holding myself together with glitter glue