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the thing abt the akatsuki that’s always made me giggle is that they’re always talked abt like they’re this grand, fearsome group of ninjas that are strong & dangerous but like….most of the members were defeated by teenagers 😭😭😭

noooooo, somebody got their lawn prayed with weed killer…..stinky 😖😖😖

ohhhhhh the yearly cicada has returned…….

god…..it still baffles me why characters react to sasuke the way that they do. like i’m sorry but why is there ANYONE who thinks that boy wouldn’t grow up mentally unwell. why are they always so shocked that he’s full of bloodlust 😭😭😭

genuinely it’s just Baffling to me that the second sakura realizes that sasukes not just cold & aloof but is in fact full of rage & vengeance that her reaction is that she Needs to kill him….like honestly can u not just stop & think for even just One Second why he is the way that he is. like ohhhhhhhh my GOD girl please you’re smarter than this 😭😭😭

the panic attack naruto has over the mere Thought of ppl going after sasuke, and over sasuke joining the akatsuki still makes me SO sad…..my sweet little guy :(((

i really do find it funny that the Only thing sakura could think of to convince naruto to not go after sasuke was to pretend she all of a sudden had feelings for him…genuinely she’s so self-centered in a way i didn’t fully realize when i was younger. and it’s weird bc she’s genuinely smart?? like i get things happened in a rush and they were scrambling to get to naruto in the land of iron but like im sure she could have used maybe One ounce of thought and come up with something better. like just rub 2 brain cells together girl PLEASE

gaara stopping sasuke in the middle of his fight w/the raikage to talk to him abt how making revenge his sole reason for living doesn’t resolve anything will always make me giggle a little…..naruto really and truly did charge his entire life trajectory, huh

finished reading camp zero yesterday and OH my god i don’t remember the last time a book pissed me off soooooo bad you guys…..like the book critizizes men’s place in society and the patriarchy for the entire book, only to then establish an (albeit small) matriarchy and thats supposed to be better?? like the women just indiscriminately kill men to get what they want like i’m sorry but im not going to root for them and their fuck ass ideals. like really and truly there isn’t a more surface storyline than saying ‘all women are victims of the patriarchy and are soft gentle creatures who can do no wrong uwu uwu 🥺 and all men are bad and scary monsters, grr 🤬’ like…oh my god. have some self awareness

i pinched my finger so bad you guys 😭😭😭

scream….its the filler ep where they end up kissing again 😭😭😭

trapped inside shippuden filler hell again 😑😑😑

few things piss me off more than ppl calling naruto american like ohhhhhhh my god u are truly as stupid as a sack of bricks 😑