Tweek Tweak

I have no life this character is my life and I am but a vessel

Scott checked out my ass and all Cartman had to say was that his is better

If that makes you feel any better Kyle, I t- think that both of your asses suck.

craig and tweek sitting real close, smiling at each other and whispering into each others ears and everyone around them starts cooing thinking theyre saying something sweet and romantic but for real they just laughing about memes

"Do you need a stud cause I got the std all I need is you,"

“YOU HAVE STD?! Oh God!” He winced, nearly tripping from his feet.

“Nah, I’m unable to get them. It was just a joke, babe.” He chuckled softly.

“Oh thank God dude,” Tweek had to take a moment to breath, not that it helped his uncontrollable twitching. “Wait, how can you be sure you’re unable t- to get them? I’m pretty sure that’s impossible.”

"Do you need a stud cause I got the std all I need is you,"

“YOU HAVE STD?! Oh God!” He winced, nearly tripping from his feet.

my head is splitting; i want to rest. i can’t

Brainiac

A coffee pot can be a coffee mug if you just don’t fucking care