HON HON HON BAGUETTE EIFFEL TOWER

Mine is better

eat my ass mon cher

hey now they’re perfectly find i take care of my pokemon and there are multiple gods, or legendaries as we normally call them

why do you put them in tiny balls then……. and alright that doesnt surprise me as much.

they’re easier to carry that way and they have a place to retreat to if they get injured

hey now they’re perfectly find i take care of my pokemon and there are multiple gods, or legendaries as we normally call them

what the hell……. ??? that’s messed up. who made a device to capture god?? that was a terrible idea. shame on them and their milktanks.

hey now i kinda know the guy who mass produces this shit dont shame him

cloning

actually, time travel. that was a good guess though.

damn i thought it was that but part of me said it wasnt

well dont listen to that other part of you, clearly they’re a dumb ass.

wow rude you told me to guess jesus

It’s not rude, im saying you should learn from the experience and not listen to the doubt-y voice and instead just go with your gut

i guess but if i did that i would have probably tried to have captured god himself and probably gotten myself killed

cloning

actually, time travel. that was a good guess though.

damn i thought it was that but part of me said it wasnt

well dont listen to that other part of you, clearly they’re a dumb ass.

wow rude you told me to guess jesus

cloning

actually, time travel. that was a good guess though.

damn i thought it was that but part of me said it wasnt

cloning

[shrugs] alright. sleep well. enjoy sleeping on top of a poor, defenseless boy

I will. you’re lucky i dont change shape into something heavier before i nap, it could be worse.

thanks for being so kind and considerate

You are welcome

so are ya gonna sleep or what?

Sure. *falls asleep*

[lightly pushes psyaichi off][places blaster dark on him][runs like hell]

wakes up who the heck knows when and is pissed for a second then sees his card and is like thank god my child is safe.

FAV

[shrugs] alright. sleep well. enjoy sleeping on top of a poor, defenseless boy

I will. you’re lucky i dont change shape into something heavier before i nap, it could be worse.

thanks for being so kind and considerate

You are welcome

so are ya gonna sleep or what?

Sure. *falls asleep*

[lightly pushes psyaichi off][places blaster dark on him][runs like hell]

[shrugs] alright. sleep well. enjoy sleeping on top of a poor, defenseless boy

I will. you’re lucky i dont change shape into something heavier before i nap, it could be worse.

thanks for being so kind and considerate

You are welcome

so are ya gonna sleep or what?

sure go right ahead. by the way, are you a light sleeper?

maybe….

[shrugs] alright. sleep well. enjoy sleeping on top of a poor, defenseless boy

I will. you’re lucky i dont change shape into something heavier before i nap, it could be worse.

thanks for being so kind and considerate

[tries to push psyaichi off him] hey dude chill ok fine you can have it just get off!

*stays laying on top of him tbh* give it to me first or I’m taking a nap on top of you, nerd.

[sticks card in jacket]

*squints* Thats it, buddy, be prepared for me to get 3 to 6 hours of sleep on top of you, right now.

sure go right ahead. by the way, are you a light sleeper?

maybe….

[shrugs] alright. sleep well. enjoy sleeping on top of a poor, defenseless boy

[tries to push psyaichi off him] hey dude chill ok fine you can have it just get off!

*stays laying on top of him tbh* give it to me first or I’m taking a nap on top of you, nerd.

[sticks card in jacket]

*squints* Thats it, buddy, be prepared for me to get 3 to 6 hours of sleep on top of you, right now.

sure go right ahead. by the way, are you a light sleeper?