Tony blinks at the other, and then clamps a hand over his mouth, which doesnât help at all - if anything, the giggles become worse. Oh, god. Great. Amazing. Here he is, in front of the dude heâs pretty sure he wants to ask to see Star Wars with him, and heâs just giggling like a lunatic.
In an attempt to make it stop, Tony burrows his nose in the seat fabric, which is, in hindsight, a terrible idea, he couldâve lived happily without ever smelling a bus seat in his life, god. It doesnât make the giggles stop, either.
No, what makes the giggles stop is that, at some point, he doesnât have the air to keep going. âOh, shit,â he says, leaning against the window, wiping a tear out of his eye, âIâm so sorry, I didnât sleep the last⌠two days? I think? Iâm not entirely sure what day it is, and I had four shots of espresso this morning already, Iâll say anything. Itâsâ itâs justââ he waves vaguely in the direction of the strangerâs face, âuh, you haveâ niceâ bone structureâŚ? I mean.â
He pauses, smiles a little bit, gives a shrug. âI swear, I can be smooth, but not today, today Iâm apparently gonna offer you money for sitting. With clothes. Although, if you wanna strip, whoâm I to stop you, right? America, blah blahâ oh, uh, where do you get off?â
    Alrighty - the serial killer is giggling like a madman. Strangers are now visibly withdrawing away from him - stepping to the other end of the bus, giving him a cautious, annoyed look. Hey, Rhodes can relate to that.
    He canât help but grin himself, eventually. Shake his head, breathe out a chuckle, rub his forehead. God, the first person he properly meets in this city, and itâs a lunatic. Sounds about right for him, though, huh? âJesus, dude, how are you alive,â he asks, first and foremost. Jim himself was so in love with the bed that you couldnât keep him awake for two days straight if you tried.
    (Thatâs a lie, by the way. Give him a broken engine and a pot of coffee and heâll stay awake over the entire weekend.)
     Eh, at least his bone structure is getting compliments, or something. He snorts. âUh, thanks? Youâll forgive me if I donât entirely buy the smooth part,â Jim replies, then. Thereâs clear signs of amusement on his features, though. Eyeing the kid before him, trying to evaluate what exactly was his deal. His clothes were too nice to be a homeless person or anything, so - what gives?
   âOh, uh - whateverâs the closest-ish stop near the dorms at MIT. Just moved in, havenât figured this whole city out yet. Had to do some early morning shopping, get some real overpriced books, before first day. You know how it is,â he replies. Raises a quizzical, almost mischievous brow. âWhy? You tryinna figure out where I live now so you can stare at me through my window, free of charge?â