#tincanicarus

#the crew is coming back

    “Am I here to surprise you?” Ignis replied, arms remaining folded, the look of confusion beginning to flicker towards irritation. Why did he have the distinct feeling he was being made fun of? “Some might call it sad if you’re so accustomed to unpredictable company that staying in character disappoints you.”

    “This is th’ worst day of m’ life.” Remy raised a hand - to vaguely motion towards a cat lazily lounging exactly smack in the middle of the floor. You know - next to the couch, instead of on it. “He’s ignorin’ me. I’m tellin’ you - th’ worst.”

“Okay— okay, which one are you? Are you the one I trapped on that beach for the dual? Are you canon 616? MCU? Are you an AU? Oh you’re so cool either way, um... I’m Gwen, by the way. Gwen Poole, or Gwenpool, it sounds the same either way. No relation to the other Pools.”

“You’re asking the wrong person, kemosabe, ‘cause my doctor title begins with juris. Do you feel dead?” 

“What a shame; I was looking for a date.”

    “Love you long time, and so on.”

   ☺ ✖ – “Woah, woah, woah, hold the phone. He said I did what now? That’s impossible,” there’s the briefest of pauses as Wade waves an expectant hand, as if expecting the mechanic to fill in the gap, “you know, because he is one hundred and fifteen percent totally-dead.”