NO PLACE LIKE HOME.

❛ Do these belong to you or to me? ❜ ❛ Napoleon Solo, the CIA’s most effective agent. ❜ ❛ The youngest member to join and pass in three years. ❜ ❛ Not very good at this whole subtlety thing, are you? ❜ ❛ Don’t make me put you over my knee… ❜ ❛ So you don’t want to dance… but you do want to wrestle. ❜ ❛ Are they still following us? ❜ ❛ Is there one of them? ❜ ❛ When you hear something that sounds like a gunshot, drive. ❜ ❛ For a special agent, you’re not having a very special day, are you? ❜ ❛ I was briefed on your criminal career. ❜ ❛ Your balls are on the end of a very long leash, held by a very short man. ❜ ❛ I wonder if it was your father’s shame that gave you such drive…  ❜ ❛ You’re trembling… ❜ ❛ That’s because I’m scared! ❜ ❛ It’s going to be okay. ❜ ❛ Let’s just hope he doesn’t drive as quickly as he moves. ❜ ❛ Take another left through the window… after you. ❜ ❛ Take it like a pussy. ❜ ❛ This is NOT the Russian way. ❜ ❛ America teaming up with Russia. That doesn’t sound very friendly. ❜ ❛ That doesn’t sound very friendly. ❜ ❛ Did you disable the alarm? ❜ ❛ …Loving your work, Cowboy. ❜ ❛ We’re struggling here. Why don’t you take a shot at him? ❜ ❛ Somehow, it just doesn’t seem like the right thing to do. ❜ ❛ Looks like he fixed the short. ❜ ❛ Damn. I left my jacket in the other room. ❜ ❛ We may be engaged, but I’m my own woman! ❜ ❛ Besides, I don’t have a ring! It was stolen, remember? ❜ ❛ Thank you, gentlemen, for fouling up two years of hard work! ❜ ❛ Don’t go anywhere. ❜ ❛ I’ll be right here. ❜ ❛ There are only two masters in this world: fear and pain. ❜ ❛ I will get the pilers. ❜ ❛ Have you anything to say? ❜ ❛ I never thought I’d be glad to see you. ❜ ❛ You need help, ________? ❜ ❛ Why is there radiation suit in closet, in a satellite factor? ❜ ❛ I’m not going back behind that wall. ❜ ❛ And when I’m done here, that’s where they’ll put me! ❜ ❛ It doesn’t get any more Russian than the Red Peril here! ❜ ❛ Oh, and you have a new codename. ❜ ❛ What about my daughter? ❜ ❛ Would you mind terribly if I borrowed your car? ❜ ❛ About last night… ❜ ❛ I like my women/men strong. ❜ ❛ What are you doing down there? ❜ ❛ Trying not to get shot. ❜ ❛ It won’t match. ❜ ❛ It doesnt have to match. ❜ ❛ So you’re a thief, but you don’t wear a mask. ❜ ❛ Sometimes, just not when I’m stealing things. ❜ ❛ You told me this was going to be a simple extraction. ❜ ❛ I didn’t ask you to light up half of East _______.❜ ❛ Don’t flatter yourself, they follow everybody. ❜ ❛ One of them who was waiting for me was barely human. ❜ ❛ I don’t think you understand. ❜

Superspies Sharon Carter and Natasha Romanoff in Captain America #618

In dark times, let’s remember to always look out for one another. We’re all one big family after all.

write me a starter. send me an ask. punch me in the fucking face i don’t care just write with me

Maybe if you stopped being such an ice queen people would enjoy being around you.

“Are you feeling alright? You don’t look it.” “I just heard something… Something bad…” “Why didn’t you tell me about this?!” “What’s all this blood?!” “Will you tell me what the fuck is going on?” “Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!” “You should probably sit down for this.” “Please tell me you forgive me!” “I can’t live without you!” “Oh god, It was a mistake coming here… I’m sure of it.” “What the hell happened to you?!” “Where have you been?! I’ve been waiting for hours!” “You promised you wouldn’t do this anymore!” “I knew not to trust you!” “What’s that in your bag…? Is that–? Tell me it’s not!” “Is this what a dislocated shoulder feels like?!” “How could you do this to me?!” “Wake up! Wake up!!! You’re having a nightmare!” “I feel weird… what was in that drink…?” “I don’t want to leave you, but you’re not really giving me another option.” “Please… you’re scaring me…” “Ssh, I heard something again. How aren’t you hearing it? It was loud… and getting closer.” “Are you okay in there? You’ve been so quiet.” “I came as soon as I could! Did he/she get to you already?” “I don’t know whether I want to do this. I don’t know whether I CAN do this.” “Do you remember anything?” “You have to tell me who did this to you!” “No, no, I’m not alright. I’m definitely not alright.” “What’s your fucking problem?!” “Are you crying?” “You’re freaking me out! Please calm down!” “I’m leaving. And I’m not intending to come back.” “You… are dying?” “Did you drink the whole bottle while tripping? Seriously?” “Do you have a deathwish or something? Jesus!” “Ever been held at gunpoint? Want to know what it feels like?” “Stop screaming! Shh, calm down! You have to keep quiet!” “When’s the last time you slept?”.