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here is joel smoking cigarette

bahahahaha 😭 i forgot this pictureeee oh no why does he have to always make these kinds of faces 😭😭😭

well there you go anon 🙂 joel smoking picture

oh my goddd i wish! if there were videos or pictures of joel smoking i would be jacking off to them but no i dont think there are any :( i dont know too much about cigarettes but i cant imagine joel buying more expensive ones lol not joel who recently keeps decorating his apartment with temu and used the same broken computer monitor for so many years😭but being frugal is a wifely trait imo 🙂‍↕️ so its really a good thing if you think about it… although of course knowing him yea it might not even be frugality he might genuinely like them the Nastier the Better 😭🥰 god i love my weird ass wife… my dog eats every thing….

these days joel vapes which is Cringier and Less Sexy but it can produce some smoking kink moments for me from time to time (like when mike talked about how joel got him drunk and then forced him to try his vape when joel visited nyc hehe) so maybe one day we can get joel vape photos/videos or something 😭

coolio!

YESYSSYESYESYES NERDY PATRICK, OUR SAVIOR NGHHH I LOVE HIM

SFW:

-He probably smells like cheap cologne and books, he’s so cute and awkward I love him

-Insists all of you guys’s dates be at the bookstore because it’s his happy place, aww aww so cute

-He brags to his bandmates about you and sounds like a little boy talking about his celebrity crush who’s WAYYYY out of his league

-Whenever you guys hang out at his place he always shows you his comics and shows you shows he like and explains all the characters to you and he thinks you aren’t interested bc in reality your just focusing on how cute he sounds

NSFW:

-whenever he does something shitty and you confront him and call him out, he tells you he’s gotta do something really quick when he actually jerks off while imagining you calling him disgusting and other stuff.

-He so desperate for your approval and breaks down when he thinks he did something wrong. He’ll cry alone for hours if he feels like he hurt you while yall were having sex.

-He’s so insecure about his abilities in bed, that he’s not making you feel good. sometimes before you guys actually do anything you have to scratch behind his ears and tell him he’s amazing and that you couldn’t ask for anyone better than him

-He’ll be exhausted after sex and when yall are having sex he’s always a crying whimpering mess and he wants you to degrade him but you would never say stuff like that to Patrick, he’s so sweet and is the best bf ever. Most of the time…

I hope you liked these twin. Thanks for being my first fan 👀