your meat will rot

Bands don't make weird movies anymore. They should bring those back.

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

maybe putting some awesome sauce on this nothing burger will do the trick

my greatest weakness for merch whether official or fanmade is Stuff that could/does exist in-universe. like, a mug with a logo for an in-universe business. a poster for an in-universe movie or game, that kinda shit. I love that shit so much

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek