xxxkcd

its always "tumblr is a platform that you can use however you want :333" until i use it like twitter. so much for the tolerent left

if your leather jacket is too clean then i simply dont trust you. i want to look likr a cunty apocalypse suvivor or the 9th doctor and thats it

i unironically need a clownfucking sideblog. is that what people do? just get horny enough on main they have to put it somewhere else?

we have a one night stand but i moan bubbles the clown when i cum wdyd

every time I make a clownfucking post I walk to my window with my back to the door and take a long sip of whiskey. I'm waiting, hoping that someone will slowly open that door and finally take me out for all my crimes. it will never happen.

everytime im sad I remember the person who reblogged me with the hellsite tag and I pick myself up off the bathroom floor, wash my face, look in the mirror, and smile.

im going to make tumblr worse than twitter. singlehandedly.

i love cooking for only myself because i can scratch my ass as much as i want and the only person eating ass particles is me