My HCs of other Riddlers reacting to Gotham Riddler weird clown fetish scene:
[it has a small pull of riddlers cause I'm lazy]
WoRaJ Riddler - This mf has a crush on Joker. Clownfucking? That's his ideal date. He nods enthusiasticaly.
Codot Ridder - "Give me one reason I shoudn't murder the writers of this show right now, Jon!"/ "Because it's funny."/"So murder it is"/"If you do that people will know this scene upsets you, more importantly, Joker will know this scene upsets you"/"Fiiineee. Wait. You're smilling. Why are you smilling?"/"Can't I simply be happy?"/"No. You never smile. Unless you made a new toxin breaktrhough or you are planning something.... Oh hell no.... JON?!"/"What, Eddie?"/"If you dress up as a clown in bed we are DONE, I'm breaking up with you and destroying your shitty truck as a revenge!"
BTAS Riddler - Does not understand what the scene means. Why would he be happy if his girfriend was also dressed as clown? Decides Ed means he would like to have Lee helping him in the mission and it's happy with his conclusion. Clownfucking doesn't even cross his mind. He is too ace for this shit.
2004 Riddler - Lee is his type. Clowns not so much. Envys his counterpart for having two potencial romantic partners who fit his type (Lee and Oswald).
95 Riddler - Never though of it. But he is a kinky bastard. Tries to dress Harvey as a clown to see if he will feel somthing over it.
66 Riddler - RANTS. RANTS. He rants soo much that at some point he is not discussing clownfucking or his lack of atraction to clowns anymore but about how in his superior opinion mimes are better than clowns anyway. He doesn't have a fetish on mimes he just sidetracks too much, unfortunally now his henchman think he has (and some even dress as a mime for work the next day to try to seduce him, he is confused but maybe he forgot he had planned something involving mimes to destroy Batman?)
Arkham Riddler - It's very sleep deprived. Has clownfucking nightmares. His subsequent tantrum is massive. He rages about it to his robots. Accidentaly makes clownfucking freudian slips for the rest of the week. It's very angry about that.
Pre New-52 Riddler - This is Gotham and Clownfucking means you are attracted to Joker. Realises that there is a worse thing than being considered a poor mans Joker. "Query, Eccho, what do you think about killing some series producers? They are sexist and offended me too many times." [P.I Riddler would just sue them, maybe launch embarassing private details of the writers on the internet]
Telltale Riddler - Would do nothing cause he is dead. Lol. Outside that would extract revenge in a violent fashion, he isn't atracted to clowns but even if he was how dare they.
Lego Riddler - Wouldn't get the coment. Would end up talking to Joker about it because it looked like a joke and Joker gets jokes. Lego Joker would not get the joke either and would say that it was about clowns being great. Lego Harley would but she would not have the heart to tell them.
Unuried Riddler - Never got this far in the series. Not even for rant purposes. He has more empathy than most riddlers and when he saw the show was just that sexist and ableist he stopped. If someone showed him the scene by itself would probably be confused and a bit putted off. But hey who is he to judge someone's kink *proceeds to judge the kink*
